Ruin a book by adding a word: One Hundred Years of No Solitude

jolly green giant cuz big bob's big boy cuz big chester cuz big cat kool-aid man cuz both destruction and positive vibes Pillsbury Dough Boy is soft, Little Caesar has a weapon but doesn't seem too bright, only opponents I'm concerned with are the creepy rat and the redhead

Mentally I'm here

If you're bored, then you're boring, Donna

Post your last two brain cells

I will be making a historically accurate "Interview With the Vampire" movie.

"anyone else make a joke about clon....okay yeah they got it covered"

BEFORE I WAS SMITH I WAS... RICHARD

I saw Mitch McConnell walking with Queen Elizabeth II and Lindsay Graham and they were ALL doing the werewolves of London!

Time for a midweek mood check! Using a GIF, image, or vid share how you are feeling today

On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤

Joys: 1/2 * Emotional support bluetooth speaker * helping you pick out your outfit * MORE CUICA FOR THE CUICA GODS * Céu sings Hendrix * the crying jags always end at some point

ricklore: in 2018 I played at something called midfest. How was it? Mid, tbh. (still got the t-shirt)

Yeah, that's my emotional support bluetooth speaker. That's my emotional support cuíca. #musicsky #Céu sings #JoãoBosco youtu.be/T2idglH1aJM?...

slept 4-5 hours. upstairs neighbor, cat, and arm pain keeping me from sleeping longer. made some coffee, cried. opened the birb app, cried some more. thing about being unemployed is I can just cry all day, nothing else on the schedule.

I think I jinxed myself. It's been a really rough evening.

Avengers: The Haunted Magic Wand

I had a threesome with Art Garfunkel and John Oates, something something second fiddles.

some others I really like Lewis Black, esp early career Lenny Bruce Forturne Feimster Mitch Hedberg Suzy Eddie Izzard Andy Kauffman (of course) Steve Martin Richard Pryor Robin Williams (also of course) and I know I left out George Carlin but idk I kind soured on him a little over time

rick lore: one year for halloween I put on a thriftstore suit and tie and got an eye-patch and fedora and shaved my beard into a vandyke and said to myself "no one will get this and I don't care." But later that day a crush posted on my wall "omg was that james joyce in the library YOU?"

Best scene in the Odyssey is when he was jorking it on the beach and one of the sirens flashed him.

the fucking song in question #MusicSky #BlackAlien feat #Céu Enquanto juntos, temos o mundo, somos o mundo todo (While together we have the world, we are the whole world) youtu.be/lUjz3Rwfu5A?...

I had a joke about Orpheus but I looked over my shoulder and lost it.

2 things I like about KS: * one of my partners lives there * some of my friends live there 2 things I dislike about KS * most of my ex's live there * tons of aggressive/unhinged/asshole drivers live there

Joys: * finding a stack of "gud job" stickers and being told I earned them "and then some" * passenger/aux duties seat on a drive through the flint hills * "HEY I THINK I MISPLACED MY nevermind here it is" * seeing Mimi and Fredo and one of my partners for the first time in a couple weeks

Sometimes part of being poly is being happy to see one partner while missing another partner. Anyway, I'm back in Kansas.

I saw coatis on a uni trip and have been all "woah those are cool animals" about it ever since.

The girl with the Dr. Strangelove tattoo, or: how she learned to stop worrying and love the tattoo.

Drop an unpopular opinion: I liked the live action cowboy bebop.