anna
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anna from crosswords yes, i am fun at parties
japanese toilet paper instructions that sound like the text that flashes on screen during a boss fight in a sega saturn shooter PULL SLOWLY !! TAKE OUT THE CORE !! CUT FROM THE EDGE !! SLIDE !!
hshahahhaha I was right but I didn't think the results were going to be this comedic
i have never seen the movie "there will be blood" and know literally not a single thing about it except that the poster looks like a man who is farting or pooping his pants or both. hornkin from the bottom so hard it blew his necktie clear sideways
we have almost evolved this fish into the pokemon Bruxish, the tooth-gnashing fish with bruxism
i've carried this youtube screenshot with me for years now. it gives me such joy. Chocobo Knight X's Lament
ohhhhh ok okokokok look what just came in the mail today, I am very very excited. well-timed pick-me-up @takiudon.bsky.social
omfg i forgot i was messing with this a little bit ago, perfect dumb-to-good ratio. my prized posessions include Manhattan Cafe, the japanese racing horse whose is one of my top fav umamusumes, Traveler's Diarrhea, Collectivist Anarchism, and the local-to-me Exploding Whale
there's a whole series of this! it has like, gudetama x das kapital, and tuxedo sam x shakespeare publications.asahi.com/feature/ichi...