Bitches be like mmm that cake was delicious It’s me I’m bitches

Have you seen this shrimp

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I went to see and was like “maybe they’re actually suggesting people plant obviously *plastic* plants in their yard, but uhhh, they made sure to let me know these are definitely real plants. The most real plants you’ve ever seen. You’re not gonna believe how real these plants are.

Upload my consciousness into one of the many robots I have saved to my photos

One of the unforced errors of all time

The president rn

I’ve been thinking about this for several hours

Oh oh so Le Genié du Mal is being built out of smooth stone, mostly bc of the sheer quantity needed, and my current quarry is going to be basically this, but 8 chunks long and 3 chunks wide

I choose to believe it went exactly like this

Guys you don’t get it he *accidentally* liked that barely-legal porn for *work reasons*, a completely innocent mistake that we’ve all made, I’m sure. So please stop calling him Aaron “barely-legal” Rodericks or “the barely-legal porn guy” that’s not who he is, it’s just what he does.

Yeah it’s got downsides for sure but it also means I have access to basically all cute possum photos taken in the last 20 years

> blasting avalanches So they’re providing a crucial safety service for mountainous areas, and you’re complaining? They’re using mortars to clear snow buildup on steep slopes that might otherwise cause the town below to be wiped out in minutes, and you’re upset?

I don’t drink Monster, I drink Rockstar, but I endlessly respect Monster for leaning into that Karen’s “Monster Energy is the Mark of the Beast” poster

Hey so I have a question Why was this comment about pride month so egregious that bluesky felt it had to be hidden?

I’m not much of a collector of coins or bullion but if I were gonna buy anything it would be this Mexican silver ounce Last time I thought I found a copper one, which would be fine for me TBH I just like the striking. A green tarnish over the years would even be kind of cool.

The right has completely overtaken us when it comes to the creation of new Guys and honestly it’s embarrassing (for them)

There are two kinds of Will Stancil reply-guys: me and the other various gnomes and trolls that inhabit the liminal spaces of public infrastructure, and people who really really really want to get in Billy’s pants. And tbh, I don’t think I’m the one being weird.

AWWWW YE BOYS ITS REAL LIBERAL ABLEISM HOURS

Is this a graph about the economy or talking about how Trump is bad?

“Will, if you’re reading this…!” These people are so fucking weird, they’ve entered the Victorian Pining Letter stage.

Hey @tonygoldmark.bsky.social fuck you too.

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Something hazardcore maybe, so cars can see them crossing the road.

A hint of the real dystopia exists within the false young adult fictional dystopia

As of now, there are three people who have reposted this without quoting it, and I’m not mad, I just want to talk.

I know I have more of these around somewhere but I can’t find them

I think this is actually the closest I’ve got rn which feels weird

Here is a tiny bunny