Mfw the hot new release is a lemon

Glow of them

Bulge pic whatever

Ok first time for everything. Pants ripped at work at the taint area when I squatted down.

🦊🚀

I did get some Costco poutine

I am in 🇨🇦 not Texas thank you

Evergreen tweet I've gotten ones recently that are basically "did you know people are doing these things called 'scams'!?"

I was fearing that I might drink one

It's even a slide and surprisingly quick (with a not very comfortable landing lmao)

What if salmon... but even bigger salmon

MFW a coworker casually brings out a @neorsd.org comic book to show us what he got on vacation

I have found that Wikimedia Commons has a category of "Views of cheetahs" that feels like a @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social skeet commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Categor...

uhhhh... I can be a fish (lifejacket required)

It looks like this one

TBF I found the Obama gas stations incredibly funny

Idk though I was told this was vore? Or cannibalism? 📷 HansFaffing 🐟🎭 @snapjaw.bsky.social

I read it and was just like

Sometimes look like this. Occasionally would have corn smut too. Idk what about smut just would gross me out if any had it.

The whole thing of "the gays get a whole month and parade but no straight pride?" just being like

Then you can be like

Fimsh on the train going to pride

Just because I sometimes have seen these posted. I can definitely relate to some of Jax's feelings though.

Also bonus drawing of a house that looks suspiciously like Groverhaus despite me drawing it well before that was a thing.

Apparently something something make a terrible comic day Here's one I made as a kid though idk when

I went swimming with them as a shark :3c

The closest we have come to making idiocracy into a documentary *so far*

How I'm entering the group chat