Pete Turton
@peteturton85
A walking cloud of portable darkness. Eurovision, paddle boarding, appalling clarinet playing.
Holy mother of Galen what the hell is this. Junior doctors basically paying to do a meta-analysis in just two days. Recruitment in the UK is goosed.
STOP MAKING UP FICTIONAL IDEAS ABOUT WHAT IS AND IS NOT ON TELEVISION ANYMORE
Starsailor for the 9th time. 25 years since I saw them on the NME tour with JJ72, Alfie and Amen, and now only Starsailor are still going
Potential ideas: Marie Maryam plays but I’ve come as Stewart morris yelling RUN THE ROLLER Paul Harrington, but Paul when he was backing singer for Dawn Martin, so I stand quietly and then say “you promised me” every 45 seconds
Sean McCann Makes Final. That’s the headline. He didn’t get a head start because his sisters missing. They do this with Fran Jones the tennis player - “Jones, ranked 75th in the world, who was born with several finger and toes missing, won her first round….”
I don’t need this much sport but I also need this much sport. If the EBU could set this up for super Saturday…
Did Kier have to mournfully explain to his wife why they won’t be sitting in on the games last week?
Ahhh Edinburgh knew how to do an opening ceremony, complete with Stewart “RUN THE ROLLER” Morris in talkback…. I mean the fact the games were a complete disaster is neither here nor there
Ahhh the off season. A land of pointless speculation. WILL CZECHIA WILL RETURN TO JEUX SANS FRONTIERES?
Why yes I did complete the EBU map puzzle at the Eurovision exhibition and then smuggly step to one side like I just completed the intelligence test on the krypton factor
The stock decisions of service station shops will never cease to baffle me. Oh thank god we found this animal jigsaws at charnock Richard, thank you WH Smith
I look forward to the brand new gmc approved CCT in Walk in centre Medicine, given that they are staffed entirely by APs. Going after the PAs was legit, this is just petty “only Jonny F2 can make a diagnosis”
Inside the welcome pack is just a post it note that says “right, good luck lads. Signed (I’m) martin green”
My laptop monitor cracked so I’ve improvised. As Johnson from peep show once said, when you’re looking at a document you are seriously looking at that document
And may god have mercy on the poor intern who has to wade through this treacle.
My car has broken down. I have been in a service station for 3 hours. I have completed the service station. I went to the petrol station just for a walk. I think I work here now.
I have just done 30 minutes of solo karaoke in a box by myself with an entire Eurovision playlist and it was epic
Friends fear he’s entered his band t-shirt era. He fears someone’s going to jump out of a bush at centre parcs screaming. NAME SIX SONGS THAT ARENT LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
Went to a pottery painting thing last week and got the results back and let’s be honest this was ambitious to start with.
Deleting old photos and found this. #medtwitter truly was appalling in so many way.
ATTENTION EUROGEEKS I’ve combined all the released rankings data into sheets for the finals and semi finals and by jury televote. I’m sure other people have done the same, but if anyone wants a copy DM me