Joan Crawford in TROG

I don't know who did this, but perfect. No notes

Wrong. His FIRST CHOICE WAS:

Song Parodies I sing about this dog: "Butt of Personality" "You've Got Another Treat Coming" "Napping After Midnight" "Garbage Can By Morning" "Youre the Reason Our Puppies are Ugly" "Let the Scraps Hit the Floor"

Watching the World Cup with dad is exhausting

Oh come on..

Breaking: Haven Hamilton is the latest to announce they will not participate in President Trump's Freedom 250 concert.

Me remembering things I was supposed to do on Tuesday

Repost with the Russian agent who spies on your posts

I'M NOT HAVING YOU KIDS RUIN ANOTHER *reads card* MOTHS DAY

The home of English at my grad school Alma mater, UW Milwaukee

My colleague wrote this and I approve on so many levels

NYT Crossword subtlety promoting my book this morning.

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

I just found out the jerseys for the U-12 soccer team I'm coaching this summer are going to be white. As such, this is how I'm going to dress on the sidelines

Half of Trump's cabinet right now:

If you know, you know....

I am an extremely brilliant person

My Friday night

Of course I got this on the first try. Can't trip my Philly up

“Diane, 11:30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks...”

Still pissed about the hockey game so now I'm drinking beer and watching Nascar with the dog