Artist’s rendition of you sitting with your thoughts

On this Tummy Tuesday, we have a whale in his natural habitat

As you command, porkpanda

You might be onto something here

Honestly just go ahead and play them like bongos at this point

If you can’t belly selfie in your parents’ bathroom mirror, where can you? Pretty cool realization that teenage me would be absolutely flabbergasted (yeah, pun intended, fuck you) if he knew I’d be in front of this same mirror looking like this someday 🥰

This kind

Sorry this is the most eloquent thing I can come up with right now

Yeah…you right 😔

@ both of you 😤

I believe the scientific term for my body type is “ROUMD”

*gasps fatly, yet indignantly*

I rest my case

Literally me rn

“Powerlifter build” yeah sure Jan, you keep telling yourself that 🙄👌

Well…!

Oh, so that’s why I had to turn up the pressure on my CPAP 🥴

I think this is pretty optimistic but I’ll take it! 👀➡️ Am I Unc? amiunc.com

You could say I know my way around the snack aisle

Both of us be like

Had a chance to grab lunch with @rangecub.bsky.social this afternoon on his way up north! Doughnuts were exchanged. Bellies were rubbed. One of the better uses of a Flex Friday if I do say so myself 😌

This feels like a read but I will simply nod and smile

Idk I just feel like it sits at a weird angle because of my giant head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well this timeline pairing was just too serendipitous

……well….

Please enjoy this extremely-not-outdated meme that your comment put in my head 😂

Something must be done about these love handles. They are becoming too powerful. If left unchecked I’m worried they may annex my arms or something