Unholy Meat Obelisk
@porkchopmcfatpants
400+ pounds of sentient bear hug. 40, He/him. Trans rights, free Palestine, Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🔞
Oh, so that’s why I had to turn up the pressure on my CPAP 🥴
I think this is pretty optimistic but I’ll take it! 👀➡️ Am I Unc? amiunc.com
Had a chance to grab lunch with @rangecub.bsky.social this afternoon on his way up north! Doughnuts were exchanged. Bellies were rubbed. One of the better uses of a Flex Friday if I do say so myself 😌
This feels like a read but I will simply nod and smile
Idk I just feel like it sits at a weird angle because of my giant head ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Please enjoy this extremely-not-outdated meme that your comment put in my head 😂
Something must be done about these love handles. They are becoming too powerful. If left unchecked I’m worried they may annex my arms or something
Eye masks and having a big fat gut are both equally valid forms of self care 😌
Sure, this is traditionally a day for tummies, but variety is the spice of life or whatever
Tasked with writing a 40 page work plan in a week, I’ve still got five pages to write, and the deadline was 10 min ago. So obviously now is the correct time to be a fat slut for internet friend points 😌
I was trying to think up a good tummy Tuesday photo idea when I suddenly realized where I had set my bowl. Sometimes the universe sends you signs, you know?
What the chip aisle sees as I’m deciding which of the family sized options I’m about to consume in its entirety later tonight
Figured this was good enough for a trip to C*stco food court last night ☺️
Took these as a joke for the group chat but oopsie they turned out to be great thirst traps so here you go 💪