Robby Kalland
@rkalland
Glad to meet ya. Frank Catton can't get past the gaming board.
losing it at the only argentine in the field this week at the open, amateur mateo pulcini, birdieing 18 (to shoot 75) and then hitting the english crowd with the enzo fernandez. talk your shit, mateo.
POV: you just told this dog she cannot have a third bowl of food for lunch, prompting a death stare attempt from both sides of the couch
dying at her face after counting up her score and then turning to her caddie and asking if she really shot 11 under
Dessert League: Coffee and Cookies cake. Chinese sponge cakes with a stabilized coffee infused whipped cream icing, Oreos and dark chocolate sauce
Came into the week having never shot even or broken par at the home track but we've now done it b2b days (69 from the blends, 70 from the backs). Game's trending!
Dessert League tomorrow. Gotta get ready. Chinese sponge cakes locked and loaded.
Bob Myers going on Rich Paul's podcast and claiming analytics didn't like Klay Thompson
Tomatillo avocado salsa with a serrano from the window. The easiest, tastiest salsa there is.
Look at my window serrano plant thriving. We about to have some salsa soon, boy.
please stop retweeting the people posting like the "i touched the ball coach" kid grew up and got a bluesky account
i always love how mad soccer players get at their teammates for taking a horribly ill-advised shot and missing by a mile. just every single guy doing this
me in the mexico locker room trying to hype the boys up for a second half comeback
every time i'm watching a telemundo broadcast and hear an announcer say "peligroso"
Rich Paul building a Pepe Silvia board for LeBron's free agency is incredible
Best round of the year comes walking in "feels like 110". Maybe the secret to playing good golf is needing to hit as few shots as possible to not die.
Booooooyyyyyyy he done did it to em. Lemon souffle cheesecake with homemade blueberry syrup
Lemon souffle cheesecake take 2. Got a new springform pan and a silicon protector for it in the water bath. Let's keep that cake dry today
"The Portland Trail Blazers envision a starting backcourt of Damian Lillard and Ja Morant..." - Chris Haynes
The funniest part of every single one of these indictments has been the text chains. At least Ed Davis tried to be smart enough not to discuss this via text and used Snapchat instead but unfortunately for him his co-defendants were...not as smart lmao
Went to the bathroom and came back to the dog deciding she'd handle my Travelers recap this afternoon
Tragic update: water got in the pan (I guess my foil wasn't high enough) and the bottom of the cheesecake is extremely wet and it has collapsed