Robyn Pennacchia
@robynelyse
Wonkette writer. Beautiful but doesn't know it. She/ Her
You know, I saw "derailed my life" and thought maybe he lost his job, blacklisted from his profession, was kicked out of school, got divorced somehow ... "Lost a gig doing bar trivia" was not on my list. (I mean, if we're talking "excesses" here)
Honestly considering setting up a tour just so I can see this room in person.
I tried to convince my neighbor to wear sunscreen the other day and he sent me an Instagram post from an Instagram account that claims eating only fruit will cure cancer AND body odor.
Right-wing lady who thinks she's one of the cool kids: I would actually like to keep my right to vote, thanks! Republicans: Sorry, we still want to #repealthe19th and eat your face. Also, we think you might be Jewish. Great job choosing a team, lady!
I have never watched the Michael Knowles Show before (just clips, because who can take that much of him?) and would never have guessed that his intro would have involved this much shimmying?
My dress was about $2.50 from the pay by the pound thrift store. This Chloe top was $2150. I think I win.
You know, people stereotype man-hating attire as being more masculine looking, but when I'm feeling especially misandrist, this is the direction *I* go. (More Chanel, obvs) Also, puffy sleeves. And heels, despite the fact that I am 5'8".
Damn, looks like The Daily Dot has taken a pretty hard turn to the Right.
OK, I never do this, but I got the Glass Skin Collagen Wrapping Mask by Dearboo in the Marshalls K-Beauty section, and holy crap it is amazing. Amaaaaaazing. I can't get over it. It's my first wrapping mask, so maybe they're all like this but I actually think it might be magic.
I'm sorry, but a muffin with frosting is legally a cupcake. I'm not saying you can't have a cupcake for breakfast, but it's not a muffin.
Damn, was not aware that there was a Roman Polanski film starring Johnny Depp until it popped up on my Roku just now, but boy does that ever track, in retrospect.
That is why I so loved the Rae Dunn pajama set I saw at Marshalls that just said CANCER in huge Rae Dunn letters on the shirt, with a tiny sideways 69 underneath. It was also the only one of what I can only assume was a series there, so you know it took me a minute to process.
Really, this is more of a "How fucked up a person do you have to be to listen to Tim Pool?" poll.
I made a typo when searching for info on the SAFE Act and the AI invented an entirely non-existent brand of sunscreen.
Every time I pass this billboard I feel the need to burst into "Wouldn't It Be Loverly."
Just FYI, not that Danzig or Jerry Only's politics are any good, but Graves was not a founding member of the band, but rather a fill-in for a couple albums and so had nothing to do with the Crimson Ghost, which actually comes from an old-timey serial.
I keep getting ads for this deeply upsetting Applebee's monstrosity and I just keep thinking "THIS is the place that fired me for cracking up when they demanded I remove my headband as it could be 'interpreted as a gang symbol'?" It's almost more insulting now.
Me, way too late last night to have been doing any online shopping: This dress seems cute, but I don't recognize the print and it seems like it could be some kind of cultural appropriation type deal. Me, this morning: Oh shit, it's just smiley faces.
I'm going to need to point out that the alien's left hand is shackled to his thigh and that his right hand is free, which seems like an inefficient use of shackling imo.
I found an old post I wrote in 2021 about "Dominion Dating" (now Helpmeet Singles), a dating site for misogynists hoping to meet the tradwife of their dreams. The website is still up, though it clearly never actually launched. But just look at the last stock photo dating profile "preview."
I was so excited to buy these the second I got home only to discover that they were actually kind of meh.
I have to order practically all of my purse candy online these days.