Jesse Hassenger
@rockmarooned
Writer & editor & stuff.
While I was out of town I got to inform NY Post print readers about how Rachel Zegler is one of the best live-action Disney princesses. Truly sometimes a blessed job.
I know the answer to this question but why does Deadline think Moana surfs? I guess moreover, why does it often seem like Deadline experiences movies through production stills?
Caroline Rose live!!! Their new album isn't out but they self-bootlegged it and sold LPs at the show!!!! They played for 105 minutes!!!! Yip yip yow!!!!
For a while, it seemed pretty clear that my dumbest figure-collecting move was paying well over MSRP for the figure on the left but now I feel like maybe it was just paying regular retail for the figure on the right.
Marvel at the shockingly cheerful faces of three people who stayed up for a 10PM weeknight showing of DISCLOSURE DAY in 70mm!!!
I actually don't yet have a paying gig to write about *any* of the five movies I saw today -- Teenage Sex & Death at Camp Miasma; The Death of Robin Hood; Power Ballad; two Tribeca indies; editors, feel free to get at me -- so you might ask, why did I do it? Well, turns out I kinda needed it
At THE TERROR OF MECHAGODZILLA, when the guy tells the cyborg lady he loves her even if she is a robot, everyone laughed and clapped (?!)
Something I have a hard time getting over is that for the spring/summer after E was born, I made her wear this little jaunty cap and she mostly refrained from grabbing it and tossing it away
I didn't keep up with Sam Kieth's work as closely as I should have, but THE MAXX was such a big deal in my comics-reading. A title I checked the comic shop weekly for (because its schedule was erratic), bought all the back issues, read the full run multiple times... RIP to a singular artist.
We went to Uniqlo and I got what I described to Marisa as a nice shirt, something one could wear to a job interview
Every single time your memes or discussions about who should host Muppet Show episodes or who should be the only human in a movie otherwise recast entirely with Muppets circulate, you got me like this, I'm sorry
Yes yes, The Strokes and what have you...the band that evokes early 2000s NYC most vividly for me is Bishop Allen.
You can tell the Williamsburg claw machine arcade is a little generous because I managed to win a new son (and my more skilled family won the stuff on the right).