Roger Vaillancourt (@rogerjva) · DIRTY

Roger Vaillancourt

@rogerjva

Professional explicator and maker of soothing sounds. I'd rather make furniture than go to midnight mass. Author of "The Inaccessible Rail" (2026) (PREORDER! and "Un-ruined" (2022) from Malarkey Books

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Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 5d

Don LaFontaine: "Harvey Keitel IS Bob Eceillhy!"

Zoom in on the slop image to a head that looks vaguely like Haevey Keitel with a disfigusing injury, with the name "BOB ECEILLHY" just adjacent

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 5d

Bob Vreeky

Zoom in on the slop images showing a face that looks like 70s Bob Weir and the name "BOB VREEKY" barely legible athwart, all in front of what looks like the Ghanaian flag

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 12d

Somewhat less known, these two fine volumes were also immensely interesting

Volume One and Volume Two of Simon and Schuster's "The Way Things Work"

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 17d

Sylvie and Louie say hi

Two tuxedo cat littermates sit on upper and lower levels of the same cat tree. They both look directly at the camera.

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 18d

Yeah, I bet

Quote from wikipedia: "She was vigilant during the ascent phase due to being a payload in a rocket."

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 21d

We've called for help!

Image of the original post showing exactly 911 likes, 9-1-1 being the phone number for emergency services in the US

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 22d

Mind your wheelie bin in the paternoster

A warning sign showing how getting sloppy with your wheelie bin in the open elevator or paternoster can cost you your life

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 22d

A hand holding a string of red fireworks ("salutes")

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· 22d

No conifers arising out of the thistles?

An image of a needle-bearing tree arising from a jumble of sharp forms, all covered by a prohibitory red-circle-with-slash

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jul 11

A still from the Twilight Zone episode "The After Hours" (s01e34) showing five women and two men, done up in department store clothes, standing in a group, with one of the women talking to another. In the episode, they were all mannequins who each took a turn, one each month, living as a human.

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jul 5

Michigan J. Frog singing the text of the quoted post

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jul 4

They wanted to grow old together

A recently spotty banana and a currently ripe avocado lean lovingly against one another

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jul 2

🎶 she came in like a W̶r̶e̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ 8 ball 🎵

Booking photo of the woman who looks kind of like Miley Cyrus. The text beneath her photo reads:
"Cox denied knowing about the coke, telling deputies that someone may have put it there during an 'intimate encounter.'"
Brevard County Sheriff

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jul 1

"OMG OMG OMG" "Easy there..."

A zoom in on the photo from the original post. A person stands in the water with their hands to their head, either looking through binoculars or emotionally overwhelmed by the beauty of the sunset. A person stands next to them, either reaching for the field glasses, or placing a comforting hand on their arm as they lose their shit.

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 28

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 24

I have an out-of-code skybar, is that gonna be of help?

Skylar candy bar: milk chocolate with little pockets of caramel, vanilla, peanut and fudge

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 24

I want to like this, but don't want to ruin the moment

A screenshot of the current post showing 666 likes

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 23

Jean Baudrillard

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 23

Two astronauts looking at the earth from above, one points a gun at the other. It's the "always has been" meme.

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 20

Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards"

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 19

I would like to see the montle

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 15

A man in a suit with a shocked expression is about to state that what he is viewing resembles a tumescent intromittent organ

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 13

Here in MA, we make our emergency calls using the old gods original tongue

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 9

Gypsy (GPC) denizen of the Satellite of Love on Mystery Science Theater 3000

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 7

This feed serves up humility

The bluesky feed named "My Misses"

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 5

Our new trash can looks just like an SGI Indigo and I've never been so proud of the MIPS architecture

A squat, blue, rectangular trash bin with a distinct vertical crease that looks a lot like a 1990s Silicon Graphics Indigo workstation

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· Jun 2

Opening Friday, my one-man show "Swimming to Coruscant"

A crop of the photo on a pilot who looks a lot like Spaulding Gray

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· May 29

Whomst amongst us has not lived this panel?

Frog and Toad sit at a table, each eating a cookie. The text reads:
"Frog and Toad ate many cookies,
One after another.
'You know, Toad,' said Frog,
With his mouth full,
'I think we should stop eating.
We will soon be sick.'"

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· May 25

Oh please. If you want a vehicle that's useful for high water rescue, just get a cheap surplus m35 6x6. Better for the job, cheaper to maintain, and skips all the faux tactical bullshit.

A green US Army M35 six wheel truck with canvas bed cover.

Roger Vaillancourt@rogerjva· May 20

Post a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

William Hurt strangely lit and superimposed over a bizarre background of clouds, fish and objects; a screencap from "Altered States" (1980)