Roz
@rozinreallife
In a toxic relationship with the Atlanta Braves | Patriots | Utes | World's Okayest Mom | I feel like you're just here for the zipline | I dissent
If my daughter were a boy, she'd still be on the ground crying for the foul instead of celebrating the win #builtdifferent #playballlikeagirl
K maybe. But I think this is the ultimate beach read of 2026, personally. #widowsbay
This guy dragged his butt on the ground and managed to get a seed wedged into the skin there - caught him biting at it today, managed to get it out despite his best efforts to kill me, and now just have ointment on it and the donut of shame so he can't bite it anymore. It's been a day today. #cujo
With the NFL draft wrapping up this weekend and everyone analyzing stats, it feels like an opportune time to report that my 17yo runs an official 4.38 40 - which is considered elite speed for the NFL - as a junior in high school
How excited do you think they were to get this extremely on the nose license plate
Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18
Did they tell the guy in the front to pretend to be dead so it looks like the guy in the back is alive
Gotta brag about my kid for a second. Currently 3rd fastest in Utah 6A in the 100m, and the fastest junior in the state for all divisions (Heap is actually a senior, they have him misclassed in sporttrax) #kidsgotwheels
Here for Church of Baseball to watch some #uteshitting but so far our pitching is shitting the bed and we're already down 7-0 in the top of 1 😂 #nobaddaysattheballpark #CoB
This made me laugh. Correlation does not imply causation, sociologist. Maybe liberals who don't attend much have more self awareness & are likely to reach out to a professional for actual help, rather than to Carl, their accountant neighbor, who's the bishop with zero therapeutic training.