
NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 12d The answer to that question is here.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 15d Summer may be hot and miserable, but it's also when pesto is fresh.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 18d I inherited this from my grandmother, along with a bunch of other stuff I do not have space for.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 19d You can start that well before middle age with one weird trick...

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 24d I shudder to think how much more fucked up I'd be if I wasn't wearing this.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 24d Surely nothing else is happening today more exciting than this.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 26d Lost a fight with the pavement last night. Wear a helmet, kids, because I'd be in worse shape without it.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 28d My wife got back from her parents' farm yesterday, which means her shoes smell like a farm. Pip is thrilled.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· 29d France vs. everyone else / France vs. Spain

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 12 This is the platonic ideal of managerial fuccboi.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 11 Attempted a spice bag. No idea if I got it right.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 10 TTT stands for Tasty Tomato Thursday, right?

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 9 Pip is also curious about that

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 8 Given Guinness' partnership with the PL and Monster's partnership with the Big 12, is this now the official GameDay beverage of the committee?

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 7 We need more women to tell them they look like this.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 4 Oh yeah, that's the stuff.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 3 I hate that call, but the alternative is this.

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 2 Where else can you watch a baseball game like this?

NotoriousMIZ@screechysaywha· Jul 1 Mexico is going to get their revenge for this.