Also, I cannot understand the women who fawned over Burt when they had a better version of this type available to them. Tom Selleck was in his fucking prime. 🥵

Extremely accurate cosplay of Rizzo from Grease.

Guys, we’re getting the hot ref again.

You know what, Katie Holmes? Good for you! 🥵

“Surrender Corgi” - Courtlan via text

Goodbye Diogo Costa… I just found out you existed… 😥

MESSI!!! 🇦🇷⚽️🔥

Rotting pumpkin patch.

I did keep myself from mentioning my 3 rewatches of Off Campus, tho. So I kept it somewhat together.

Me: I think I’m basically doing ok. Her:

Sorry @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social

Do a best friend trip to Santa Barbara. It will solve your life.

God I hope this is Leonardo DiCaprio. Recoiled.

She died doing what she loved… walking into the ocean… her pockets filled with stones…

I don’t even ovulate anymore.

Huge news from the guys coming to help me plant my front flower beds.

*soulja boy voice* Get out the waaaayyyy… slinky dog coming thru

Put her back down there.

Stop it

We’ve underestimated how stupid Gwen Stefani is.

@bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social @yodacat.bsky.social @dannybiscuits.bsky.social

Thanks Verizon. But I’ll skip. I gotta assume it’s just made up of me hilariously talking shit about my in-laws & my bff’s ex-husband to cope with the extreme stress they add to our lives.

Same.

Imagine I’m this leopard & the boombox is my new Trapper Keeper. I’m just posted up, knowing everyone wishes they had my Trapper Keeper. But they don’t. I have it.

Breaking news, women have been over your bullshit for millennia.