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slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· 29d

the number of times i’ve accidentally kicked her (not hard) because i didn’t realize she was down there is too damn high

small dog with black and white fur is laying on a dog bed under my desk. my leg is next to her and she’s snuggling up against it

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 12

when dad is gone all day and insists on holding you like a baby and you’re not sure if you like it or not

small black and white dog with brown around eyes. she’s being held by me like a baby and has a wild crazy look on her face. truthfully it’s that she’s excited and has a lot of excited energy but it looks very silly

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 11

going on a troll hunt gonna catch some trolls

troll called mudslides found in rhode island. It’s large and made out of recycled wood. it’s on top of a small hill. it’s made by thomas dambo

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 10

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

photo of fenway park getting ready for the noah kahan show

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 9

for context: www.threads.com/@bluesky_soc...

Picture of a threads post from the bluesky_social account. It indicates that it's only showing post 1 of 4:

"Hi Threads. Let’s try this a little differently this time.
I’m Amy from Bluesky. Last week I posted something from this account that made some of you pretty upset. The joke didn’t land but, more than that, I made a lot of people feel like Bluesky wasn’t listening to their genuine concerns.
So first, I want to apologize. I’m sorry."

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 8

snuggle girl timeline cleanse

small black and white dog laying on a couch next to my outstretched legs. she’s looking over her shoulder at the camera cause i said her name. she was annoyed after

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 7

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

john oliver serious face over the top of a home depot

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 7

The meme template Josie posted witht he following text

Panel 1 (John Oliver Talking): My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her.

Panel 2 (John Oliver Talking): You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls.

Panel 3 (John Oliver slapped no text)

Panel 4 (Actress who slapped John is staring intently. No text)

Panel 5 (John Oliver close up when serious/angry face): I miss her terribly.

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 5

goooooooooooaaallllllllll

goomba from the live action mario brothers movie. he has blond hair colored on top

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 3

EAT QUIZNOS SUBS

picture of the spongmonkies. weird creatures that sing about liking the moon. i went with the quiznos commercial line in my post because it seemed more recognizable. apologies originalists

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jul 2

did something happen?

google trend for the search “red card appeal” showing a spike as the us got a red card

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 30

shits about to get LIT

picture of a bottle of mountain blackberry flavored clearly canadian

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 29

reddit asking the real questions

post on the NoStupidQuestions subreddit

Is it normal to not have an appetite after giving a girl oral

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 26

yall is he….is he fucking a talking bowl?

photo of a captain crunch box. it shows the captain standing behind a bow saluting. the bowl is full of captain crunch and appears to be saying the words “crunchatize me capn “

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 23

watching my a rainy england ghana game. if there ever was a game that needed a hydration break it’s this one

me and my son taking a selfie over the boston stadium

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 23

i was unaware he was norwegian

picture of a goomba from the live action super mario brothers movie

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 18

Share a movie soundtrack you love. 🎥🎶 I'm basic, but dammit if it didn't make me fall in love with Kimya Dawson

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 17

drawing is fun i need to do it more, not even to share, just because it's fun and meditative

a small popcorn kernal is talking to a popped popcorn. the popped popcorn is wearing glasses. the kernal says "pop, i want to be like you when i grow up!"

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 16

you have been graced by a visit from the cove girl. please throw the turtle at your earliest convenience

small black and white dog with brown around eyes. she is standing looking at me taking her picture. she has an excited look on her face and her tail is wagging because her stuffed turtle is sitting in front of her and she desparately wants me to throw it (don’t worry i did after i took the picture)

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 14

star wolf. one of the enemies from the star fox games

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 11

picture of disney's robin hood dressed up like a beggar

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 10

just a snuggle with a cutie

small black and white dog with brown around her eyes. she’s laying on a couch next to my leg. she’s looking back over her shoulder at me

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 8

Without downloading new pics what is it like to date (and/or be married to) you?

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 8

this is what i look like if you even care

picture from frog and toad showing toad covered in melted chocolate ice cream with the two cones on top of his head like horns

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 3

the only replacement i’ll accept

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· Jun 1

what is this, an exit sign for giants?

in a meeting room at a hotel for a conference. the doorway is in the bottom middle of the picture (i cropped it that way to avoid showing unwitting people). the exit sign is at least 10 feet above the top of the doorway

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· May 29

the fact that he thinks this is a legitimate question???

screenshot from the article. note there's a large black bar over the text to cover up an ad. the text:

When I told Rosenbaum that the way he used AI made me doubt the book’s accuracy and overall quality, he again brought up the study about journalists’ embrace of AI. “If 82 percent of journalists are using AI every day, then what you’re saying is you now have anxiety about the accuracy and reliability of essentially everything that is in the current media ecosystem,” he said

Well, yeah.

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· May 29

BREAKING: Dragon Sound has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

Picture of the band Dragon Sound from the movie Miami Connection

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· May 28

logging on

mario from the super mario brothers super show. he has his hands up in a "i'm not touching that" sort of motion

slacey AKA Intergalactic Sendentary@shortking· May 26

i miss interaction circles. wolfgang has left a hole in my heart that skircle can't really fill. however i do love the all stars feature