🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐

@shraaamp

Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean. Gillennial. Our Flag Means Daddy Gang. Eternal X-phile. Loon. 🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader. THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT

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🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 4d

Wee John, Roach, and Frenchie from OFMD walking on a path with jungley plwnta behind them. The caption is Wee John saying "Ah, I would love to be scammed by Jackie."

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 4d

PSA: If you're putting the end of the sentence in the small text box in the middle, you're doing it wrong.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 5d

I don't know you, you just showed up on my Discover tab, but I need you to know that, respectfully, your body now is SO hot and beautiful. Obv if you want to lose weight (or need to for health), do what you gotta do, but if it's purely for aesthetic reasons, you could just stop right now.

The "I am looking" emoji with big eyes, but there's a lesbian flag over the eyes.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 5d

I'm not gonna write these, but someone should. Especially the horror of a man stuck in a closet with Evelyn Higgins. 😈

Ned Lowe's henchman, Evelyn Higgins, horror, stuck in a closet

Zheng's ship, garlic soup polycule, road trip, marriage of convenience

Abjir, Roach, Omegaverse, one night stand

Magic man, Nana, modern AU, battle couple

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 7d

I made this. Let's see if the gif is giffing.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 14d

A picture of the character Buttons from season two of Our Flag Means Death, with a speech bubble at the bottom

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 16d

How it feels to follow me (probably)

Photo of green hilled landscape, with a large rocky mountain in the background and a guy in the left corner pointing. Meme text overlay that says "At the end of the sag you lowk just need a pretty chalant girl with a good sense of humour that threatens to beat you up once or twice.."

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· 18d

The "they don't know I'm" meme with captions "They don't know I'm the authority on fandom astrology." "Are you tho," and "It is made up." A little shrimp is added with the caption "Ur right and you should say it!"

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· Jun 25

This is just Con O'Neill with any man larger than him 💜

A caption which says "I work at a doggy daycare and our newest pup just finds the fluffiest nearby dog and naps on them all day." Below are four pics of a brown probably retriever puppy napping on larger dogs: an adult golden retriever, black and brown Bernese, a brown and white St Bernard, and a fluffy white Samoyed.
Underneath is a comment that says "He's so cuddly 🥹"

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· May 12

The "friendship ended with mudasir" meme except it's "obsession ended with Stede's blue shirt. Now Lestat's double-button blouse is my new obsession" with crossed out pics of Stede in the blue shirt.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· May 12

😭😭😭 PLEASE

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· May 6

Haven't posted a pic in a while so here's one from the other day. Please enjoy my Very Millennial fit.

Mirror selfie of a woman in a bathroom with turquoise tile. She has purple hair and is wearing a pastel rainbow and black checkered dress, black cardigan, black leggings, a black pleather harness, and black and white sneakers, and has a crochet bag.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· May 6

When AI takes the text generator's job

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· May 4

Meet you in the middle?

Gwendolyn Christie looking like god's gift to humanity in a red mermaid cut dress, with a stick figure drawing under the skirt and another one on her hip. An X marks the mid-point, which happens to be about crotch level.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· May 4

Nah I just live here now [drawing to scale]

Photo of Gwendoline Christie at the MET Gala wearing a beautiful red dress that is fitted in the body and flares out at the bottom. There is a stick figure with purple hair drawn on the floofy part of the dress.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· Apr 29

Blood buddies! (bluddies)

Photo of an arm giving blood, the tube coming out of it and a foam squeezy thing in the hand.

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· Apr 29

Without downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

An obvious plant colorful kids-style graphic with a butterfly that says "whopsy" and a weird snail. Above the snail it says "Sorry I'm Late" over a pink and blue gradient background. Below is a box of text. The title says "Today's Excuse." Under that is a check box next to each option. The options are Traffic, Fell asleep, Did not want to come, Car trouble, I forgot, Bathroom issue, Saw a cool bug, Just lazy, My dog looked sad, Time is an illusion, Once again I must blame the ADHD.
Under that is the same yellow font on top of a pink and blue gradient background, that says "I am just always that" and barely visible in smaller text "Please excuse my ~ was not here." I the very bottom corner, barely visible, it says "Time is not real - Nothing is real."

Drawing of a lobster with a blank expression on its face and the caption "my most honest reaction to the information you just provided me"

Katya, a blonde drag queen in a tight pop-art dress sitting on a blue couch, with the caption "I'm an ugly ogre in a, in a plastic wig."

Painting of a woman with her face down in bed crying. The cream colored frame around her has a caption that says "queen of ruining my own mood."

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· Apr 29

A woman wearing all red about to be burned at the stake, shouting "Balenciaga!" but uts been edited to say "Jalenciaga!"

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· Apr 17

🥲

Screenshot for the cost of a photo op for all the cast of X-Files: $623.03

🌈Rainbow Mantis Shramp🦐@shraaamp· Apr 17

Heyyyy friends, do I know anyone in the Denver area? Perhaps someone going to FanExpo May 29-30th who wants to let me crash on their couch (or split a hotel room)? I ask because: