The scream of infinite pain.

It did end up as part of my battle jacket.

Part of my crosstitch series of photorealistic drugs. I aim to be the place where grandma arts and crafts meets gay sex party.

I cranked these cross stitch badges out like a year ago. Please enjoy. Sigh is me and Rose = @thatgaywolf.bsky.social (very cute puppy girl, go give her some love)

My god... it's full of stars.

I should probably share the other cross stitch I did a few years back. This one was absolutely massive and took months.

Please enjoy the latest crosstitch project! I'm still tossing around ideas for the background of this one and of course it needs a better hoop for the final design. Hoping to get this into a convention art show or a charity auction.

Fine. I guess I should share these here too.

Oh got this fun new headshot from @raineshadowpaw.bsky.social

Enjoy the patch I cranked out last night. Statement.

Fine. I'll be your gross smelly dad.

I make a mean tres leches.

HIM

And now the slightly spicier version. It's just so much easier when your head is completely empty. Now be a good boy. Animation by @carloygm.bsky.social

Head swimming. Lost in the scent. Art by @carloygm.bsky.social

How your email finds me.

Made some patches and junk. Please enjoy. More people need to use "friend of Balto". Yes my bluey lunchbox is labeled DRUGS.

I forgot to include the photo 😭

Monday.

Project Hail Mary was so good. I cross-stitched my favorite rock monster.

When the caffeine hits. Fancy boy was drawn by @yellowk9.bsky.social

I haven't posted dick in a minute.

These aren't my usual brand of poppers. Can anyone vouch for these?

Idk. Booted up the tablet for the first time in forever.

Please enjoy my Kid-Core charcuterie board. Please note the fruit roll up "cool S". The spray cheese was a wildly controversial addition.

Happy fat cock Friday to those who celebrate. t.me/+BvMm6YuVxpg...

Trapped in the weed dimension for a thousand years.

The absolute sluttiest thing a man can wear. Sock garters.

Softie. Please enjoy. Soft kisses and sniffs are accepted.