My god... it's full of stars.

Please enjoy the latest crosstitch project! I'm still tossing around ideas for the background of this one and of course it needs a better hoop for the final design. Hoping to get this into a convention art show or a charity auction.

Fine. I guess I should share these here too.

Enjoy the patch I cranked out last night. Statement.

Fine. I'll be your gross smelly dad.

I make a mean tres leches.

HIM

And now the slightly spicier version. It's just so much easier when your head is completely empty. Now be a good boy. Animation by @carloygm.bsky.social

Head swimming. Lost in the scent. Art by @carloygm.bsky.social

How your email finds me.

Made some patches and junk. Please enjoy. More people need to use "friend of Balto". Yes my bluey lunchbox is labeled DRUGS.

I forgot to include the photo 😭

Monday.

Project Hail Mary was so good. I cross-stitched my favorite rock monster.

When the caffeine hits. Fancy boy was drawn by @yellowk9.bsky.social

I haven't posted dick in a minute.

These aren't my usual brand of poppers. Can anyone vouch for these?

Idk. Booted up the tablet for the first time in forever.

Please enjoy my Kid-Core charcuterie board. Please note the fruit roll up "cool S". The spray cheese was a wildly controversial addition.

Happy fat cock Friday to those who celebrate. t.me/+BvMm6YuVxpg...

Trapped in the weed dimension for a thousand years.

The absolute sluttiest thing a man can wear. Sock garters.

Softie. Please enjoy. Soft kisses and sniffs are accepted.

I need her back.

Updates on the battle jacket. Got a hypno badge from BFC. And some kid-core rainbow buttons. The Jurassic Park piece is recycled from an old lanyard.

How does this keep happening to me? Art by the sweet (and cruel) @potheplatypus.bsky.social CW: Blood and bruising. 🪅

More jacket pics.

And of course you know I started making my own patches.

So this one is an original creation. Hand cross stitched photo realistic bottle of poppers ice stitched directly to my jacket. I think I'll tighten up that over hang a bit.