nice to meet someone else who’s been at half mast since ever since the lindsey graham news broke

but forreal, i tried to return it and it all got re-returned lol. your dms are closed, but message me and its yours

okay maybe it is a cult now

dealer, one time!

draft three: reading rainbow naya tokens (splash black finishers) haven’t drafted aggro yet this event. trying to double-spell as soon as possible and sneak underneath 🤞

kibler google; what the fuck happened to these hotel sheets?

draft two: draft chaff cube 5c abxan; went in wanting to draft gut or palace jailer. neither came around, but I got two board wipes in pack one and paired it with ramp traded my p1p1 strangle for a back for more that’s in my picture but has been cut for another forest

draft one: caelena’s critters and creepers before the draft i felt like voracious greatshark lined up against the cube well and wanted to bias towards blue. pack 3, pick 2 she came to me 🤞

you already know what women be doing

girl who’s one toasted almond cold brew, one green tea monster rehab, and one coke zero away from winning #cubecondmv

wanna know how i came up with it?

everyone pray for my wife, who is presently going through it

anudda week

fully packed for the weekend now

once in a lifetime thrift find

i would pay a non-negligible amount of money for shoprite wrapped at the end of the year

timestamp to prove you just had this

bout to eat that dystopian sci-fi nutrient block

a gentleman always defends her lady’s honor in stupid fights she didn’t ask you to get in

not very many clips without tits flying around

fact: checked

last minute pep talk

getting chauffeured to my fistfight appointment

women are otherworldly, straight into an incredibly rote communist lecture. mayo thompson is one of the dolls

so we’ve all agreed that ai overviews are bullshit right?

#REALMENCOOK