The Return of the Sausages (the Hostages)

Table Football: Wally Edition Literally just finished this before kick off. Told myself I'd do it by the end of the world cup so here you go.

Burnham is unleashing the power of slop in government

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss

Urgently looking for a parking space for the Hell Bus, Ideally somewhere near Bristol / Swindon (where its drivers live) I can pay but obviously looking to keep costs as low as possible since the bus already costs a fortune to simply exist every year.

Starmer watching the match

I made these Fake Oyster Card stickers to put over your real Oyster card so it looks fake but still works. It's a massive waste of everyone's time, including yours, and you can get it from my shop: spellingmistakescostlives.com/shop

What I was searching for VS what AI overview decided I was searching for

"You can knock somebody's belt off and the guys pants fall down" - Steven Spielberg

I'm doing a stall this weekend at the two-day ARC comic festival in Copeland Park, Peckham. Looking forward to seeing some old faces and new stuff

I get all my free therapy down at the Suicide Booth™

Looking after my friend's poorly cat this week and every morning I crush up his pills into his food I think of that scene from Goodfellas about slicing the garlic with a razor blade so it liquifies when it hits the pan

Watching the winning goal of the England / DR Congo match in glorious HD

Fucking hell. Put them in the brexit museum next to yvette cooper's leaflet

Spot the difference on the tube

Search "SKS" for a good time

I only opened this email from Fox News because the subject line was funny, and then found the extra punchline inside. Now I'm starting to think all those conservatives who believed the results of their online IQ test just did this instead:

Her killed shouted "Britain first" as he murdered her. Starmer paraphrased those words and put them on the Labour membership card.

Delighted to see my poster design recreated on this protest sign outside the crown court last week (with credit too!) You can download the print files for the tube ads from my website www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...

I did a version of these new british army recruitment ads back in 2010

Love living in a democracy, me

I had some enamel badges made up with my website logo and because I have free will I made them glow in the dark

I did a version of this years ago based around the actual illustration from a real army recruitment ad

Whenever I think of David Hockney I remember when he sold out to the worst paper in the country but so completely half-arsed the job that it was indistinguishable from a deliberate act of sabotage.

Posters can be downloaded here: www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/single-post/...

On the overground. Looks like the Home Office is announcing the new rules that have come into force for the #FILTON trials.