Taco Bell Quarterly
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Taco Bell Quarterly is The World's Most Prestigious Literary Magazine. Unaffiliated with Daddy Taco. We publish the boundaries of cease and desist. tacobellquarterly.org
Update on your submissions because many are inquiring and yes they are still under consideration while I get myself together. Piggybacking on Taco Bell's apologies. Mexican pizza is $1 on July 28th in the app
Eating at Taco Bell right now and this is proof it's fine. No bacteria is surviving. This lunch could remove carbon build up in an engine
Hell yeah, come read our poems and short stories and comics. It's free, there's seven issues, and it's too expensive and poison to do anything else right now
If anybody wants a highly niche crossover souvenir, we are selling an unrelated sweatshirt for $34.99 in our gift shop
The writer that did this is so Literary. Be the Future. Be the Change.
The enchirito is back and contains no fresh ingredients that could harbor life
Trying to explain any of this to my dad would be funny. "And then I confronted the Paris Review at a prestigious literary conference, and a guy from the Pulitzer Prize bought the magazine, and the New Yorker, New York Times, and Fast Company grilled me about what I was doing good cop bad cop style"
You know how y'all @ me for just saying my thoughts out loud. Now why did The Daily Tism get in my head and attack me like this?
My writing degree haunts me in the sponsored section of Gmail alongside outdoor paint projects
Look at this picture of us from 3 years ago at AWP. Do drugs
This is also only my first demand, Scribner. I will also be requiring a billboard in Times Square. I didn't read the marketing and publicity section in the author portal.
For National Poetry Month, we would like to remind you that we publish all time bangers, such as Staircase wit by Rhiannon McGavin, from TBQ6:
This is my profile pic on LinkedIn. Does this look non-threatening enough? Dear Greg, I'm writing to introduce myself. I need a corporate jet to skywrite an announcement the day my book comes out.
Shipped the last of the TBQ sampler issues into the world! We are sold out of our first ever print run! Gained lots of new information and leveled up in lit mag making experience! Onward to TBQ8!
To answer the most common question--yes, they are very aware and monitor the situation closely. A literary magazine of short fiction and poems that bleeds money is one of the 87 entities which Daddy Taco chooses to follow alongside celebrities, NFL players, and its global partners
I cropped out Aaron Burch from the original photo because he makes look even more self-loathing. I enjoy how we write about similar subjects of nostalgia and share an approach to making art for fun, except I hate myself and want to die, and he's super chill
Here I am bracing myself and breathing through it while giving professional writing advice at AWP. You're going to make it and so am I!
Big ups to the table that left behind these lawn chairs free to a good home. Sorry I don't have room for any more of your free bookmarks in my pockets but yes I can totally schlep a couple lawn chairs across the inner harbor no problem. I'm a dad. I've dragged bodies
THANK YOU AWP! We sold the ENTIRE print run of our first physical copy of TBQ! (A sampler issue we slapped together!) Your support and kind words mean everything to us! Take note Taco Bell Overlords, I am now making cash hand over fist. Give me 50 million dollars for Literature!
Come get them from us while they're still only $5! #AWP, we're in a spooky corner, just turn the dark bend and walk into the wall and that's where you'll find us! T704
AWP repost, find us @ T704 hanging out w/ Bullshit Lit! $5 copies of a special print issue while they last, I'm on a panel Friday if you're into that kind of freaky shit, AND if you're around early tomorrow, I'm going to tell you exactly what's wrong with me at Metro Baltimore.
I'm pretty sure that was also the dream sequence in the Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
We were also able to pay our contributors for reprints of their work as well as offering them free copies, thanks to donations! We're @ParisReview on venmo!
I'm convinced writing and elite figure skating have a lot in common. This is what working with an editor is like