Telecownetic🔞

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Moo/They/She Cowgender/Pansexual/Swedish/-89 My fat art isnt for skinny people. MDNI Ko-fi:

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Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· 21d

Yippieee! Congrats on the Number! Phyllis here would Love some apple pie if I win the raffle :9

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· 21d

I havent even gotten to play this dang dragon yet and they release paid DLC skins for em? SMH

Ten Whole Silvers, a young gold dragon, dressed as a pirate with a full beard of golden tendrils. Sitting on a small chest with a bandolier full of dubloons and a flintlock pistol. A bottle of rum in their claw, and a broad captains hat on their head. Laughing and throwing its head back in a toothy grin.

Ten Whole Silvers as EL ORO! A masked swashbuckling vigilante. Wearing a loose linnen shirt, a mask, and knee high boots. Its wings held low and wide like a cape. Brandishing a rapier and winking rascalliously. It has a long tendril moustache on its upper lip, and the rest of its head-tendrils are pulled back into a slick ponytail.

Ten Whole Silvers as THE GOLDEN BARON! Standing on all fours in a contraposto, they look at the viewer with their big piloting goggles making its eyes look enormous. Wings spread out ready for takeoff. A scarf whipping dramatically from their neck in the wind. A bomberjacket with pins and patches on its upper body.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· 26d

=w=c merry friday, lets have some fun. Show me ur OCs

White text on a black background. "Reply with a character and i'll decide if I'll SMASH or PASS". Smash is bold and pink, pass is yellowish green and bold/cursive.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· 28d

Congrats on the Big Number! :) Just having a good time at the food fair/harvest market, tasting a bit of Everything and having to ask for a truckride home uwöc

A reference sheet of Phyllis, a big fat robot with pink synthflesh, a white chassi head with a green screen, and a blonde wig attached by a cartridge to the back of their head. The main component of the reference is a back - front - side view of them wearing a sportsbra and shorts.

In the upper left we see a couple of doodles of things they like (Pinball, Apples, sun, cooking, bikes, pigs, their cat Orvar) and dislike Business people, Winter, Cars, and meat).

Below that is a sequence showing how their wig attaches to their head. A panel ontop their head opens up, and the cartridge (or cartwidge) slides out of there like a casette.

Below the cartwidge demonstration shows how they gain/loose weight through the year and how it influences their mood. Small in spring, gets bigger in summer and more active, REAL big in fall and happy and content, and looses all of it over winter and gets depressed.

To the left of that, we have six chibi phyllises in various outfits.

Next to that shows a closeup of their head fromt front and back with details pointed out, such as audio pickups, vents, aux ports, usbs, chargers, etc.

In the left bottom corner shows how their mouth works, opening their jaw into a big ole maw with tongue and all.

The text in bubbles strewn along the top shows that their full name is "Corona Physalis Andrea" but simply "Phyllis" to their friends. They use "They/them", are agender and nonbinary, and pansexual. They're 180 cms (5'9'') and weigh around 200 - 600 kgs. They speak signlanguage, on account of being mute.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jul 3

Screenshot of the following text because it didnt fit in one post:

Out of nowhere remembered this website they did to hype SSBMelee when I was a kid. I dont fully remember how it worked, but they had a feature to let you "test fight"? By filling a form with your email and which fighters you wanted. And then you got sent a 5 frames per second extremely grainy and small video of ur guy besting some other guy and I thought it was amazing.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 29

realizing I have to learn how 2 draw in GIMP real fkn fast for artfight lmao 8w8

two sketchy doodles of Phyllis made in GIMP, black lines on white background with the right being colored in with pink.

Phyllis is a fat robot with a screenface on their helmet-shaped head, and a long ponytail attaching to the back of their head.

On the left they are wearing a summer dress and a sunhat held in their hands behind their back, watching something beyond the canvas, perhaps a sunset. While the wind blows in their hair.

On the right they are dressed up as a cat themed magical girl and striking a cute pose with a wand overhead. Winking to the viewer.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 25

Oh, before artfight starts, just one more thing... artfight.net/~CaptainBragd

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 22

Ten nicked ur discs and bought a boba tea

A digital doodle in orange on white.

A lil dragon with a heart shaped faces and long tendrils comming of its head. A mischievious smile over its crossed claws, smiling at the viewer.

"Has stolen All your CDs" it says over them, with an arrow pointing them out.

The same dragon, standing on its hindlegs with one of its foretalons on a bannister. Giving you a smug wink as they enjoy the drink they got from hawking your stuff.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 22

idk if this silly thang is funny 2 anyone but me

a four panel comic.

Phyllis, a fat robot with a screenface and a long ponytail, is sitting at their drawing tablet getting frustrated. "Ugh" they think.

Phyllis leans away from their tablet in frustration, squinting in thought "Fuck this, can't I get a cow to do it for me instead?"

Phyllis has gotten a cow, who has chained themself to the tablet and is happy to draw, while phyllis smiling has put on a jacket and thinks "Great! I'm gonna go for a walk."

Back from their walk. The cow looks expectantly for approval from phyllis who's looking at the drawings moo made in their absence. The drawings are just eyeballs and boobs. We dont see phyllis reaction or what they have to say or think about it.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 20

Post a comic cover you love

The cover for a judge dredd comic book. Its cropped a bit weird, but its the best colored version I found online.

Dredd is tied to a stone pillar. Roughed uo and his uniform torn. As Satanus, A huge purple tyrannosaurus, descends to devour dredd and the pillar he is tied to. Dredd tenses against his binds and calls out: "Satanus, this is your last chance to SURRENDER!"

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 13

Phyllis has something important to tell u!

Phyllis, a fat and round robot enby, is looking at you gesturing as a speech bubble with a big Agender pride flag, an exclamation point with nonbinary and pansexual colors.

Phyllis themself is wearing a orange top over a marine bra, and high waisted green shorts that give a bit of "belly cleavage" where it doesn't quite reach their top.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 11

Closing commissions for a bit, explanation in screenshot/alt-text

Commissio has had some technical issues for me for a long time, I cant see my payouts and accounting other than what I have Right Now and when my latest payout was. And now they've asked me to update my info without giving me a clear way to do so, saying I wont be able to charge clients until I provide it =3= So commissions are closed till they sort that out... Or I move to another platform. Who knows eme

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 11

How about my grouchy shadowrun hunk? uwöc

A Big Hunks Daily character sheet featuring Avalanche, a herculean orc with a Massive cybernetic right arm.

A couple of sketches of Avalanche in various outfits or lack thereoff. Wearing a collar with a leash. Topless and raising his arms overhead in a flex. Tugging at his tanktop to air out, showing the side of his chest. And posing while wearing a cool jacket.

A colored drawing of Avalanche in a biker jacket, the gun mounted in his arm folded out and smoking from being recently fired. He has a cargo bag in his good hand, and red and blue lights flash around him as the corporate security are closing in.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 10

The new format reminded me of these cards I made for a shadowrun game I was in long ago. We used these to keep track of innitiative.

Hothead, a shadowrun decker, stylized as a dressed playing card with one side featuring his meatspace self and the other his matrix persona. Dijon is a black man with full lips and voluminous hair in a ponytail with a big puff of fringes. His green jacket has a progressive pride pin, a red/black iron front pin, and a this green pin with a raised fist. He holds a crutch in the nook of his arm. Most of his face is obscured by a pair of enormous green sunglasses, but a hint of his red cybereyes are still visible through them with a star-burst gleam comming of one of them.

On the flipside, his matrix personas lines are blurred slightly by the 3D lines and its colors shifting oddly. He wears a shirt fusing with a balaclava that obscures his features fully. His green glasses bursting into ghastly fires with dully glowing red eyes behind them. His jacket has less pins (I cant tell nor remember what the one pin says), and his crutch is replaced with a bat emblazoned with T.C.K.F. (This Code Kills Fascists. He is surrounded by digital sprites of flowing code.

The suite symbol of his card is the face of his robot son, Konken. A round shiny sphere with two white eyes.

The card for Mask, the groups shapeshifting mage. The topside shows her in a pinafore dress and a green top, her black hair partially obscuring her face as it forms a natural bob just above her shoulders. She is looking of to her right with a wary and untrusting expression. A dandelion in her hand.

On the flipside, she is wearing a loose dress that reveals one of her shoulders, and the flower is replaced with a revolver. Her mentor spirit manifests as a crow peering around her shoulder to whisper in her ear, and she peers past it with a confident smile. A red starburst glimmer in her eye. Her hair is shifting colors from purple to white, styled up like victory rolls. Her skin is flowing between different human tones like an octopus.

Her card suite is a white smiling mask over a brown crying mask.

Bunnyfingers card.

Bunnyfingers is a handsome and broad shouldered man with pale skin and red eyes. His steely-blonde hair is kept short and styled up, two strands standing out towards the back froming little bunnylike tufts. He smiles confidently as he looks of to the side, wearing a three piece suit in red, maroon, and blues, with a white cravat. He holds a rabbitfoot to his chest ina white glove and blue star-sparkles surrounds his face accentuating his hollywood-like but forgettable good looks.

The flipside has him in full mission armor, its chameleon coating flowing into the colors of his topside suit and making him hard to read. It has a helmet with four facetted eyes behind a unreadable faceplate and a high kevlar collar. The hand in front of his chest holds a blue hand grenade taht stands out with its own color against the masking of his armor.

His card suite symbol is a stylized four lead clover.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 9

Whenever I feel like my art sucks, I think about what would Crafsman say. "Be nicer to yourself", Im sure.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 7

Did an art trade with a friend, and ended up liking two of the roughs I made so much I decided to finish both of them uwu Wob'li, alien ambassador to Earth. Absolutely immune to body shaming and celebrates being herself 500%!

A green alien woman, Wob'li, who's round and fat as all get out. Strutting around in her strappy platform highheels, a blue clown print top, and denim shorts. She's lifting her belly rolls so you can see the string of her underwear matching her top. She's smiling to the viewer with her head canted, blue lipstick and eyeshadow looking like a million bucks. She has a oscillating alien device in her left hand, a raygun, massage pistol, or who knows what. And her exposed belly is Covered in lipstick marks in all sorta colors.

Wob'li, wearing an entirely purple and pink outfits, with tasseted pasties, sequined high waisted shorts, and tall platform high-heels. Lipstick and eyeshadow to go with it.
She's dancing seductively at the viewer, one hand hefting her belly with her other arm raised, hand behind her head. Showing of her bingowings and all the gorgeous movement happening as she sways.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 7

bleep bloorp

A simple quick sketch of a fat alien girl wearing a visor. Her hair is in big buns. She has spiky bracelets and a t shirt with a UFO that says "I AM A BELIEVER" on it.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· Jun 7

I said it was just gonna be warmups and then I do color and shading and shit. Smh uwu

A "Draw your Followers OC's In your Style!" meme featuring seven boxes for portraits of the various characters. From top left:

Sadiespells Amber, a white cow with blueberry spots and blonde/blue gradient hair. Leaning on her frame and looking to her side with a smile. Wearing rose tinted heart shades, a bell collar, a thin spaghetti strap top, and army green shorts.

Chimooras sona, a tall handsome and muscular genderqueer bull-chimera, with moustache and beard, and two snake-headed tails. Too wide to fit fully in their own frame, their arms are comming into their neighbours and out and around to gesture to themself. Their broad hairy chest proudly puffed out. The only thing they are wearing is a long golden chain hanging of their ear. They are looking at us sideways with a majestic confidence. Their two snakeheads comming up at the bottom of the frame, covering their nethers.

Sineads cowsona is wearing a flannel shirt, a golden nosering, ear and nipple piercings, and nothing else. Leaning forward onto their frame with his tits spilling onto it.

Taylor the rat is wearing red booty shorts and stockings with black suspenders, sitting on the frame and arching their back to show of their butt. Smirking over their shoulder at the viewer.

Pixiecats Stiple, a green spinda anthro, is striking a cute pose and looking away from us. Luckily they're cute from any angle, showing a their butt and ample sideboob.

Ravens bunny is squeezed into her frame, with her belly and boobs filling up most of it. Smiling over their bust with a beer in one hand and peace sign in the other. Her hair is in two buns, and she has heart shades on her forehead. Wearing a two piece triangle bikini and a varsity jacket. Giving us a wink and a smile.

Twelvegraves bones, a tan orc with a shaved head, is leaning out of their frame and holding onto the top of it like a doorframe. Smiling to the viewer, touching their thigh through their silky gown. A gossamer cloth with plant filigree.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 24

In case ur still looking for more thangs to draw uwu heres my robot

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 21

Did a lil art trade with a friend, drawing his kinsona, Grace from Hail Mary

an anthro fox man stands by a tall coffee machine. Leaning on it with his elbom, while looking of to the side with a small yawn. He's wearing jeans with padded knees, and a gray t-shirt with the text "I have a new theory about inertia" and in smaller text beneath "But its having trouble gaining momentum" and below that a picture of a newton craddle in swing.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 20

Happy Mayternity. Have some frisky Sasha doodles Trans women shapeshifters bein pregnant u love to see it uwu/

Three sketches of the same woman in three different poses, all in digital orange sketch-brush on a white canvas.

top: Sacha is lounging with her legs spread, leaning back on one arm with her other over her head, brushing one of her tall catears back. She is nude, her heavy breasts hanging over her soft belly. Long hair loose behind her. She looks at the viewer with a neutral expression.

Left: Sacha is smiling brightly, tail raised and ears perked up. Happy cat. Her hands are curled in front of her chest, like raptorhands or kittypaws. She's nude, with her pregnant belly standing out on her overall thin frame.

Right: Sacha is looking at the viewer with a sultry expression, two fingers parted around her mouth with her tongue between them and smiling. She's lifting her dress, showing her heavily pregnant belly and erect penis invitingly.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 19

oh hey, combine these two swedish beuties: Pannkakstårta (pancake-cake) and Tjockpannkaka (thick-pancake, but you'd probs call it a deep dish pancake). :)

A swedish pancake-cake. its aq stack of pancakes with cream berries and jam inbetween, and a few leaves of mint for garnish.

A swedish deep dish pancake, or thick-pancake. Its pancake batter baked in a deep dish in an oven. Heavenly fliuffy heaven.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 12

#mermay YCH done for @eggscape.bsky.social open for more still! commiss.io/captainbragd

Egg, a bald selkie with pierced septum and nipples, is perched on a rock in the sea where he is stretching in the banana pose seals tend to do when content. He has a very pleased expression on his face, eyes closed, and streeeetching his hands out in front of him. Several stars around his face, and one flying of his back from the stretching. He has a bunch of spots that continue from his lower seal body up over her back and out on his arms. Bushy eyebrows, and ample bodyhair.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 8

It Did! Thank you :)

A grande fat and pregnant kitsune woman sitting on the floor, having a hearty laughter as she's enjoying her non alcoholic warm drink from a drinking plate.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 8

meow :3 lemme know if the GF has a sona also. Thank uuu

A fat cat mama anthro leaning on a nondescript piece of furniture with her forepaws. Shoulders bunches up cutely. Her tail wagging over her butt, with her massively pregnant belly sways in front of her knees.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 8

I got a meeting w a pride planner 2 day. But after that i hope I find time to drawwwww. Post some refs if u want a chance to get some #mayternity related for the warmups when i get to it uou

Two ladies both deep in thought abt the one on the right being hell of pregnant. Nice.
One is a butch ocean-man type deal and the other is a femme mermaid. Theyre both trans <3

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 6

What if mermay and mayternity at once huh what about that? :3c

Sedortha lounging on her butt, winking with a smile to the viewer.

Sedortha is a large fat mermaid with long hair. She's wearing a tight t-shirt that covers her bust but leaves her big pregnant belly exposed.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 6

Thanks for the opporturnity! :3 A healthy snack for a growing bot!

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 6

The Pond Peeper Mermay YCH, for MadDee :3 fun cactus person. Still got slots open: commiss.io/listings/X7wE #mermay #mermay2026

A vivid green cactus-mermaid lying on their belly by a small tidal pond, melancholically looking at a crab they're poking at with their needle fingers. They are wearing a spiked collar, and a leather jacket. A definite Punk vibe going on.
Their head is elongated, with three circular eyes with heavy eyelids and no other human facial features. Pink needles all along their body, with a pair of them forming hornlike growths on their head. They have fins on their butt and tailtip, formed by membranes stretched inbetween large needles.

Telecownetic🔞@telecownetic· May 1

saw a cute nerd and thought it'd be a nice morning doodle