Next up, I got my hands on a new toy! Along with a silly little trinket for funsies~ Glass on the side for reference The large toy is from creaturefeaturetoys.com, and the small squishy is from vulpinidesign.com!

Had a BLAST at Eufuria this year, and I'm happy to show off some naughty stuff I managed to get~ Starting with the NSFW sketchbook swap, I managed to get some lovely arts, and make some lovely friends! Credits are in the images/alt text (no idea who drew the unsigned ones, unfortunately ~v~)

Many know of the excellent service at the Bun and Done: Quality baked goods, reasonable prices, and a cute pigeon, moaning like a slut as you turn up the vibrator in his plump butt~ First horny art of Chiba by @virito.bsky.social, and they did an AMAZING job showing how slutty this pigeon can be~

I offer thee an eastern dragon cleric~

While one my see it as odd, Rooshe's faith commends nudity! What better way to show your faith, than to bask in the light of your goddess uncovered~ This lovely sketch was drawn by bsky.app/profile/goob...! They did such a good job showing my derg in his element: Nude, and proud of it~

So, I've been looking to get a proper NSFW depiction of my wizard bird... And here it is! Covered in runes and clad in mystic, horny gear, Ten is eager to delve dungeons and loot items, especially if it means getting cursed a bunch! Art by @donutskunk.bsky.social (Wild kinks on their page, BEWARE)

NEW TREND NEW TREND Anyway, the wizbirb didn't entirely change much over time. Or they changed a lot, IDK. I had gotten the cockatiel from an adopt a while ago, and didn't have much to do with them. But as I started to garner a wizard status IRL, it eventually jumped to the wizbirb we all know~

Welp, here goes, I guess I've wanted to get some art from @trooper036.bsky.social for a while now, and I finally managed to get my hands on one of their FFA YCH's! One might think Ten's bit off more than he can chew but uh... Well, they're right. But that doesn't mean he isn't having fun still~

I have a new OC to debut: Chiba! This pigeon (whos totally not a government drone) is eager to serve, either as a server for the Bun and Done, or as a submissive bottom in bed~ So please, toy with this caked-up pigeon to your hypnotic hearts content~

Harth goes out on another adventure!!! This time to examine a Lynel and his shooting style. But unfortunately, he... I think we all know where this is going, that bird is getting FUCKED~ Do hope you enjoy the story, I had a lot of fun making Harth a complete slut~ Link to the story below!

Another entry in Harth's horny journies, this time he's out to find a Blupee! He plans to go to Satori Mountain, where they tend to congregate for an unknown reason... A reason, that he'll soon find himself face to face with~ Links down below~!

One might say I'm feeling whimsical Foolish, even Willing to jest, if you will Thank you @dearlydrew.bsky.social for makin this sketch of the whimsical wizbirb!!!

Oooh! I offer thee a wizbirb

I've had a story series idea on my mind for a while now, and I've finally started working on it! I'd like to introduce: Harth's Fletching Discoveries! Short stories centered around Rito Village's resident Fletcher, and his horny, educational adventures~ I hope ppl enjoy! Link down below~

Ever since I met @milomesmer.bsky.social, my life has changed for the better. They've done SO much for me, and it's only fair that I do something for them too. Thus, I have written a story for the deer's birthday! It's, VERY late... but I'm still glad to have written it for Milo. Link down below!

Congradulations! I suppose I'll throw my hat in the ring and offer my dragonborn cleric Rooshe~

I think I've found another birb to love and adore Natu has another birb in the flock!

I've written a new story, this time for the Entrancing Awards! (Heres a link talkin about it: bsky.app/profile/prof... ) I've had the idea of timeloops in my mind for a while, and had specifically saved it for this event. And now, the story is out there for all to enjoy~ Link to the story below!

The Exquisite Blend is always eager to perfect another customer~

Show off your profile picture in its entirety! I uh... I'm not beating the sub alligations with this one. The deer is @milomesmer.bsky.social The other birb is @vampbirb.bsky.social And the artist is @kuro-freak.bsky.social

Ooooh! I offer thee a ref of my golden tiger, feel free to make her a horny pooltoy!

Damn fuckin RIGHT I'm a wizard at heart! I will take Bard, Ranger, and Sorcerer as runner ups though, thats solid.

I've filled every single page of that book with a Glyph of Warding, each one imbued with Hypnotic Pattern... And you're telling me Argus stole it.

Huh whuh

The Exquisite Blend has many aspects to it that are inherently hypnotic. From the aroma, to the music, to the aesthetic of the cafe itself! The strongest of them all (and lightly the last thing you'll remember) is Alexander himself, handing you a mind-melting beverage~

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HOLY MOLY! So many people are getting so many followers, I feel lmao~ I offer thee my wizbirb for experimentation~

A new OC is joining my roster, one that many have desired to see more of, including myself! Owner of a hypnotic cafe dubbed "The Exquisite Blend", Alexander is here to make you a perfect cup of coffee, and in the process, make you a perfect customer too~