Pat Edwards
@thepatedwards
(He/Him) Novelist, TTRPG Designer, Professional GM, Podcaster/Streamer Co-Founder @STForgeStudios.bsky.social 🏳️🌈 BLM 🏳️⚧️ ThePatEdwards.com StorytellersForge.com
Insane gift from my sister. It’s incredible. I love it so much. #Severance
Fun fact: this stormtrooper helmet espresso cup is a 1:1 scale. This is actually how big their helmets were historically speaking. Many assume that the peoples of this far far away galaxy are the same size as us. In truth, that galaxy is about 1/10 scale to our galaxy. The more you know! #StarWars
About to be live on Twitch as a guest player showcasing the newest edition to the incredibly fun game, Drinking Quest by @jasonanarchy.bsky.social Come check us out at www.twitch.tv/geeklyinc And holy shit look at this custom character card @killurmonkeyart.bsky.social whipped up for me today!
The vacation that won’t end… was supposed to be back home yesterday. Thanks to the snowstorm hammering the Midwest we’re stuck in #DisneyWorld likely until Tuesday. I know I know, ultimate First World Problem but I am dying for some normalcy.
See if you lived near me you could come over on Sunday morning for some coffee and a scratch made baked apple pancake. Now don’t you feel silly living so far away, friend?
For some odd reason when watching this movie, I always thought this guy’s lil stack of chocolate donuts looked so good #HomeAlone #Christmas
My social media algorithms have gotten to know me too well and I do not care for it…
And finally a No. 5 on the Tattoo Tour A cute little espresso cup Because coffee is the greatest thing ever… like ever. Location: Inner left arm, above elbow
No. 4 on the Tour “Try” Always try. It’s all you can do. Also shout to Nemik’s Manifesto from #Andor Location: outer left forearm
No. 3 on the Tattoo Tour: “Yet” A reference to The Power of Yet, which is a great concept/ideology for anyone but is also tied in with the Autism parenting community. Location: inner right arm, above elbow. Because it’s my autistic 4yr old’s favorite place to lay his head when he needs comfort
No. 2 on the Tattoo Tour: It’s my kids names in Aurebesh Location: inner right forearm
As promised earlier… a #Tattoo Tour. Just a heads up, 4 of my 5 are very similar. Just different words or phrases in Aurebesh. Anyway here’s No. 1: “Don’t Panic” A reference to Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (my favorite book). Location: inner left forearm
If you like cocktails you should check out this new IG account I have with a friend called @ PandJDrinks where we post unique recipes and pics like this one #cocktails
It’s only Tuesday and the family drama with the Boomer in-laws is already at a 9… Good luck and cheers to all of you also venturing into the deadly trenches of family visits during this holiday week. Stay “hydrated” 😉
I thought these Peroni’s at my parents’ place tasted off… See if you can notice the reason why quicker than I did (which was on my third one)
I stumbled onto a post in the “I Think You Should Leave” subreddit that takes quotes from show and uses them as the captions for classic Far Side comics and it’s insane how well it works #TheFarSide #ITYSL #Reddit
My McDonald’s mobile order code was apparently chosen by a 14yr old
Who the fuck only eats one third of a cookie, Wawa? #cookie #wawa #nutrition
Our delivery driver just sent me this to let me know our food was on the way… and I always tip well but I think Katy just earned a bonus 😂
My 7yr old asked me if she could eat the whole full size Hershey bar from her Halloween candy. I said she could have half of it. Cut to a few minutes later and she holds this up and asks if she can have the whole thing… 🤨 #Candy #Parenting #Halloween