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Google sidles up to unsuspecting users, asks for their number https://www.theregis...
Kettle podcast: Uncle Sam backs out, and AI agents are everywhere at RSAC 2026 https://go.theregist...
Salesforce stock buyback to saddle company with debt until 2066 https://go.theregist...
Nvidia's DLSS 5 promises to bring you out the other side of the uncanny valley https://go.theregist...
Nvidia wraps its NemoClaw around OpenClaw for the sake of security https://go.theregist...
Robotics surgical biz Intuitive discloses phishing attack https://go.theregist...
Nvidia powers further into the CPU market with new rack systems packing 256 Vera processors https://go.theregist...
Nvidia slaps $20B Groq tech into massive new LPX racks to speed AI response time https://go.theregist...
Cybercrime has skyrocketed 245% since the start of the Iran war https://go.theregist...
Vite team boasts 10-30x faster builds with Rust-powered Rolldown https://go.theregist...
AI takes on Robotron: 2084, the original robot uprising simulator https://go.theregist...
AI finally delivers those elusive productivity gains... for cybercriminals https://go.theregist...
Boffins hook fly brain map to virtual body, which starts looking for sugar https://go.theregist...
Free Software Foundation calls for free-range LLMs rather than factory-farmed AI https://go.theregist...
Apple’s MacBook Neo turns out to be its most repairable lappy in 14 years https://go.theregist...
ServiceNow boss warns AI could push grad unemployment past 30% https://go.theregist...
Age verification isn't sage verification when it's inside operating systems https://go.theregist...
Flaw in UK's corporate registry let directors rummage through rival records https://go.theregist...
Microsoft points at Samsung after Galaxy app bug locks users out of C:/ https://go.theregist...
UK splashes £45M on AI supercomputer to help crack fusion power https://go.theregist...
West Sussex's Oracle rollout pushed back again as costs balloon 15 times https://go.theregist...
Horizon redress still a mess, MPs say – and Fujitsu hasn't paid a penny https://go.theregist...
Brilliant backups that kept data alive for ages landed web developer in big trouble https://go.theregist...
AWS S3 turns 20 and reaches ‘hundreds of exabytes’ https://go.theregist...
Repopulate! Repopulate! Two lost Doctor Who episodes turn up in private collection https://go.theregist...
India tests whether AI can stop trains hitting elephants https://go.theregist...
Outsourcer Telus admits to attack – may have lost a petabyte of data to ShinyHunters https://go.theregist...
Jury out on whether Americans approve or disapprove of datacenters https://go.theregist...
Those who 'circle back' and 'synergize' also tend to be crap at their jobs https://go.theregist...
Big thanks to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert for featuring our story on HP Inc deliberately stalling support calls for 15-plus minutes www.theregister.com/2025/02/20/h...