Laura (@thetiniestvole) · DIRTY

Laura

@thetiniestvole

Twitter escapee. Pedantic quibbler. Cats, yoga, bedsnacks, Enid Blyton, John William Waterhouse. I like heart shaped things. ASD.

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Laura@thetiniestvole· 24d

Kitty is refusing to sit on my knee..

Black cat with her tongue out and one little tooth visible.

Laura@thetiniestvole· 24d

Snacking.

Plate containing two slices of Brie, and a bowl of red grapes. The china is Peter Rabbit christening design by Wedgewood.

Laura@thetiniestvole· 25d

Black cat lies on duck egg blue and pink duvet cover with one paw outstretched. In the foreground lie Salley Vickers’ novel The Gardener, and a pink plate containing garlic mushrooms on toast.

Laura@thetiniestvole· 25d

Pretty.

Pink hydrangea flowering profusely in a pot.

Laura@thetiniestvole· 27d

Think I’ve offended Kitty.

Black cat sits on the arm of the sofa with her head behind a blanket.

Laura@thetiniestvole· 28d

Cooler this morning. Much pleasanter to work in.

Garden with sweet peas, roses and marigolds. Step stool with extension reel and mouse sander.

Laura@thetiniestvole· 29d

Off we go.

Window frame in need of sanding with mouse sander on windowsill. Kitchen detritus visible through window, and reflection of sweaty human wearing a mask.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 12

Sleepy Kitty

Black cat snoozing in armchair.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 12

Anyone?

Toy slugs intertwined, one black and one orange. Beige would have been more realistic. Sticky.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 11

The gutter can’t cope.

Torrential rain viewed from the window.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 11

Kitty’s a bit startled by the banging in the sky.

Black cat sits in windowsill with an expression of alarm on her face.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 11

I’m going to have to protect my cabbages from these.

Small rabbit breakfasting in the garden.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 10

@fizzandnonsense.bsky.social Thank you so much ♥️

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 10

Tiny fluffy black kitten rests on floral cushion.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 9

The temperature in here is just right.

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Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 9

We’re playing hide and seek.

Black cat lies on windowsill behind a wooden moose. Lego chrysanthemum to the left. Rampant garden behind.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

Kitty models mine.

Black cat with white paper fan and tiny yellow pompom on blue armchair.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

She’s enjoying cuddles although her face suggests otherwise.

Black cat and her human share an armchair.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

We’re having to share the armchair due to #teagate earlier.

Black cat squished into the corner of a blue armchair while human hogs the rest of it.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

Strawberry crumble with custard.

A Peter Rabbit christening bowl containing strawberry crumble and custard. Also on the table, a card showing the West Pier at Brighton in flames.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

Looked all over for the key to the window locks. Knew I’d put it in a safe place…

A small key hangs from a hook beneath a grubby curtain rail.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

Trying to soak up excess tea with terry nappies circa 40 years old.

A grey sofa after a serious tea spillage. A white terry towelling nappy lies on top.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 8

@discopigeon.bsky.social Actually you can’t see how wet they are because of the camo

Camouflage combats

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 7

Peaceful in the churchyard this evening. #sixyearson

Rows of gravestones in a tranquil church yard.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 4

Love the crunchy noise a really sharp pair of scissors makes on fabric.

Cream muslin laid out on a dining table covered with a wipe clean strawberry motif tablecloth. Black and cream skirt hangs over dining chair. Behind, a window onto the garden.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 4

I think Kitty is expecting something of me, but I’m not sure what.

Black cat waits patiently on grey carpet beside wooden chair. A floral cushion in beige, pink and blue sits on the chair, and a dark grey knitted blanket covers the chair back, with a contrasting wave design in red, green and yellow.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 2

Managed to beat the rabbits, pheasants and slugs to a few strawberries this evening.

A bowl of very red strawberries 🍓

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 1

Pinned down again. And I still haven’t tidied up.

Black cat lies on human legs. Messy table in background.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jul 1

Not much water in the burn.

View from the bridge. A pool of water but only a trickle instead of a stream.

Laura@thetiniestvole· Jun 30

I should tidy up really, but I’m pinned down by this tiny kitten.

Large black cat spread over human legs. General mess on the table behind.