Fuck, called out again.

I am having so much fun in here =3

Same for me!

*Scribbles something like Lionel Hutz* You don't think? Hypnosis works on you!

Man, what the fuck happened to Colin from What We Do In The Shadows?!

@needybun.bsky.social Hello, thank you for following!

Tim, we've got a sketch idea for Season 4 of I Think You Should Leave!

I fucking love when people tell me what my stories do to them. And I hope I'm able to keep that up, and maybe drag you down with me into a den of delight and debauchery...

"Don't ask us, we're just girls!" *Collective giggle as we all give in to our new Malibu Stacy identity*

Oh look, my thoughts on my own life summed up perfectly.

I fucking hate my shitty job.

"I have the golden disk... I have the power to change the future... and the only remaining obstacle in my path to unimAGINABLE GLORY... is yourself."

Shit like this is the other big reason I started this account. I don't get to have nights out with the girls to vent, too busy and poor because of everyone else and their greedy, grabby hands.

*Them doing their usual "I know you're getting ready for work, but I demand several things first" shit*: "I need these 9 things please!" Me, dying a little more inside: "OK" *Getting as much as two hands can carry while food cooks* Them: "You forgot the chips." ... I CAN ONLY FUCKING CARRY SO

Kelis' Trick Me should have gotten more love and attention than Milkshake, it's the better song.

16's pretty close, but I haven't quite decided what to do with it. I still have to do more work on it anyway. Thank you to everyone who liked and promoted it (and thank you to @hedera.blood.gay for inspiring the idea in the first place <3)

(As Ophelia) "Yes, this is the last. For you." *Watches as her potion-laced whiskey takes hold on the interviewer, turning them into a dog. Smiling wickedly, grabbing a leash from her purse* "My pup LB's gonna love having a playmate at last!"

I feel a little remiss by not also thanking @tammuz0.bsky.social and my friend Sidhe (who I'll tag when they're back) for the impromptu RP that led me to doing this story ( @nikkiwhat.bsky.social was also a huge part of course, hence her shout-out in the story's notes <3)

Even if it doesn't reach 20, I might still release it. Probably just make it a side-project though, like when I have writer's block on something else, or am feeling particularly fiendish.

"So why do you want this job?" *Don't say revenge, don't say revenge* "Uh, revenge?" *That's it, I'm outta here!*

So, if this quote post gets 20 likes in 24 hours, the story will be made public on my AO3 when ready. If it doesn't reach that, it'll be a by-request situation until I work out where to put it.

While I'm still working on Quest For The Lady, I hope to have one more story out in-between that and my big August release. That is... If people want it. You see, it's a new idea inspired by a darling new friend of mine. But it's one in the vein of Sack Race. Now, nobody's distanced themselves

(Potential spoilers for @sabrinatvband.bsky.social's All-New Sloane Lone, but it's later in the thread so you won't read them in this one). I keep thinking back to one particular section of the book, because it scratches an itch I aim to incorporate into my own works when it calls for it: (1/3)

It's at 69 hits left, so I gotta say it. Nice.

Pretty sure I've said this before, but this is me to a lot of you (vibe sense, I mean). Especially the opening lines

Almost like people should hire her to be their hypno voice. I'm certainly considering it if I ever brought my works to a place beyond AO3.

Curiosity/meme participation time: If you're new here, what attracted you to this account? If you're a long time follower, what keeps you coming back?

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Stage Magician's Nephew The Lovely Dog's Bones Exit Interview With The Vampire Good Charlotte's Web M*A*S*H Potatoes The Hellbound Heart Transplant Wait, I'd actually read some of these!

Who wants to do my thinking for me?

Added four new members this week, which I think is pretty neat! It's so good seeing people get together to talk about kink in a safe space, to find like minded peers and also just talk about everyday life stuff to commiserate.