but seriously this fast food situation is getting out of control

candy hearts, spin the bottle edition

Writing a song for every bird species… “Red-breasted Merganser”

Spielberg knows exactly what happens when you correctly identify a bird for a non-birder friend

only 40 tickets left for the NYC debut of the extremely accurate bird boys band on Saturday at Union Hall… would love to see you there! (a matinee set of unhinged, bird-related comedy music and bird comics — birders and yet-to-be-birders welcome!)

PS: plenty more in my dang books, xoxo www.tommysiegel.net

it’s nice to be on the same page

uh oh I made another book tour poster (see you tonight, DC!)

DC folks: I’m doing a bookstore event at the wonderful @politicsprose.bsky.social tomorrow! A full multimedia set of comedy music (about birds), a Q&A and book signing — Would love to see you there! (And: it’s free!)

Heads up: my book tour isn’t done! Would love to see you in Brooklyn, DC, and Louisville (at some awesome independent bookstores)! RSVP for Brooklyn here: powerhousearena.com/events/book-... DC: politics-prose.com/tommy-siegel... RSVP for Louisville: www.eventbrite.com/e/tommy-sieg...

On the podcast! Each episode has a new original song: lnk.to/extremelyacc...

Writing a song for every bird species… #15: “Canyon Wren”

the amount of #1 and #3 that I see on x.com is truly incredible

I am endlessly fascinated by this personality type

uh oh been there

PS: my birthday is tomorrow and my only wish is that you consider getting an accurate bird guide for a change, xoxo www.tommysiegel.net

ok this one is sad

did anyone else imagine as a kid that the lane lines at the bottom of the pool were hammerhead sharks, or was I insane

PS: perhaps you would enjoy some of my other works, xoxo www.tommysiegel.net

if you give a fish a man

perhaps my dumbest work

PS: it’s from my dang book, xoxo www.tommysiegel.net

incredible chemistry

uh oh I’m the orange heart

It’s never too late to catch up on the world’s most accurate BIRD ROCK podcast… lnk.to/extremelyacc... And: come see us on tour! Full dates below

To those who said we couldn’t write a FACTUAL song for *every* bird species… it’s time to experience raw, authentic BIRD ROCK.

wanna see an entire set of very dumb but also factual songs about birds? The Extremely Accurate Bird Songs podcast is hitting the road!!!

It’s never too late to join our podcast quest to write a song for EVERY bird species (and have them judged by ornithologists for accuracy) lnk.to/extremelyacc...

what it’s like to be front row at a concert where they only sing about BIRDS

we can’t wait to see what you become someday