Ms Mouseguts (@unique-username) · DIRTY

Ms Mouseguts

@unique-username

Over 18, and old enough to be your mother (Gen X)

277 Folgt483 Follower8.522 Posts

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Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· 15d

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· 27d

Reddit is saying that you're hiding your posts

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 22

I told you I was immature

Results of the Mental Age Test from poomamg

Mental Age : 28

"The world is such a cold, scary place."

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 21

A nice solitary bath all by myself 🙄

A white and grey cat sits on the shelf behind Mouse's head, removing all notions of solitude

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 15

A screenshot of a tweet by @comfypill that says
"You're so quiet" thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 9

Me in a nutshell

A grey-haired person showing the back of their tshirt which says "I flirt for fun and panic when it works"

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 7

Not Hot Cross Buns They're Spiced Fruit buns. With crosses on them

Packs of "Spiced Fruit Buns" that are clearly hot cross buns (in June)

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 5

Duchess sends you all the kitty cuddles you can handle

Duchess, a flat-faced white cat with grey splotches

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 5

I got a new shirt today Too soon?

The front of a black tshirt that says BORN TO BE A BABY GIRL, FORCED TO BE A BIG DOG with a picture of Nina Tucker cuddling her dog Alexander (from Fullmetal Alchemist)

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jun 2

Red writing on a black background.

If I ever met the owner of this account I would ____

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· May 14

I win for finding the first Christmas advertising for 2026!

An Instagram ad for Angeles Fine Food Australia for their Christmas catalogue. In May

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Apr 3

A naked mole rat. That counts as nude

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Feb 23

Larry 💔 Please hug your pets close tonight

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Feb 9

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jan 27

Trade you?

After 9:30pm and it's still 36°C

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jan 27

😩😩😩

At a quarter to seven in the evening, it is still 43°C

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jan 25

Can you please help Glinda catch her tail?

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jan 17

SKEEP DISORDER!! Never change, Temu 😂

In a Temu product page for medical alert cards, a card states "I have A SKEEP DISORDER"

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jan 9

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Jan 8

Well ... fuck

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Nov 22

Thank you for your unambiguous notification, new automatic litterbox

A screenshot of an app notification that states "The poop is full. The toilet is full, please deal with it properly"

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Nov 17

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

A cartoon of a trembling blushing person, witness the caption " none of these thoughts are in the bible"

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Nov 1

The Mariah has escaped her icy shackles for the year

Christmas decorations hang above a street in the cbd. It's November 1

Santa's sleigh is already installed on the awnings of a major train station, with a worker preparing to install more. It's November 1

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Oct 18

You didn't deserve to be treated like that

Glinda, a small orange Persian, is snuggled into an oversized grey fluffy dog bed

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Oct 6

One good thing about Christmas being pushed so early

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Sep 8

❓ were u always the quiet type? 💬 You think I'm quiet? #tellonym

A comic by Mr Lovenstein.
In the first panel, person 1 says to person 2 "you're so quiet"
In the second panel, person 2 responds "oh sorry about that"
The following four panels are person 2 following person 1 through various situations screaming "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Sep 8

Glinda hopes today isn't too trying for you 🩷

Glinda, an orange Persian cat, looks at the camera while comfortably loafed

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Sep 5

A reminder to we southerners about the upcoming lunar eclipse

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Sep 3

@miss-morningstar.bsky.social Nice throne.com/ziggy-mornin...

Ms Mouseguts@unique-username· Aug 25

I have a new boyfriend who is utterly smitten with me. He's blonde, hardworking, and had eyes that could melt anyone's heart Meet my friend's guide dog