Velcro Candy
@velcrocandy
Very tall and blasphemous. Frequently NSFW.🔞 Lots of profanity and even more astrology. My only weakness is glamour. Lake Erie Selkie 🦭 Back burner🥀 Switchy Witch🧹 The Moon's little sister🌒🌕🌘 Attempting art🖋️ Icon of Sin ⸸ Thot Saucier🌶️ Fortune & Glory🐍
Just eat the damn orange!
1 like = 1 completely dull mundane fact about me. (Your mileage may vary)
In honor of following 321 profiles :
I just noticed I didn't actually have a photo attached to that. Here's my thorax for those who missed it. Awwwoooooooo! 🌕
Buck Moon and Buck Moon Thot Sauce. 🦌🌕 "Beff", is the sound a stag makes. "Beff" 🦌
But can you point that high-powered perception at yourself? What about it? Why don't you look at yourself and write down what you see? Or maybe you're afraid to.
Thursgay already? Well, since you finished your damned vegetables, you can have some Thorax. Oh?... You'd like more damned vegetables?
Name your fav movie poster. Maybe not my favorite but I had it hanging up for yeeeeeears.
Trapped in a dull, unnecessary conference call BUT have me tone to drink coffee, doodle a tyrannosaurus, and take this cute selkie selfie so, I'm good.
A couple hundred years ago I dreamt about being a sexy creature myself. Good to know I'm not alone.
Happy Thorax Thursgay, Killer Shrews, Screaming Skulls, and all our ships at sea! Stay hydrated, wear sunscreen, break through a brick wall like The Kool Aid Man. Oh yeah!
No Pride March for Candy today. 😔 But if you're in Lakewood come get your make-up done on meeeeeee!!!! 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵
Moon's almost Full. Blue Moon on Sunday, Killer Shrews: Do something special.
Let us remember Burger King's bizarre "Where's Herb?" campaign in a clear attempt to grab some of that Where's The Beef money. this National Burger Day Jon Menick portrayed the Whopper hold out & appeared in Night Court, Family Matters, and prolly other things too before dying at 71 in 2022.