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WobblyCPA

@wobblycpa

CPA • IWW • PDX He / Him

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WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· 25d

Wobbly with that good air

Graphic showing an AQI of 26

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· 26d

Drawing of a figure pushing another’s head into a body of water. Text reads: I forgive myself for past mistakes. I bathe myself in a river of compassion.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· 27d

When only one of you has it, but you want to be supportive.

Wooden cuck chair next to a toilet in a public restroom. The floor is white tile and the walls are green tile.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jul 4

My crossfaded ass walking into my town’s 4th Fest:

Black and white photo of John Lennon with an exaggerated funny walk with deep knee bends

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jul 4

It is time.

Hand holding a button that says “Your Flag Decal Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore - John Prine”

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jul 4

Came upon this t-shirt at a touristy gas station near a national park. It’s not the environment you’d expect to see an ironic statement, which leads me to believe someone ordered this thinking America and death “kicks ass”.

Grey t-shirt proclaiming “America 250 Years” with a skeletal Uncle Sam standing in front of the American flag. Script at the bottom denotes “Yosemite National Park, CA”

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jul 3

The pussy / balls fan is elite.

Picture of a car console with the seat cooling fan on.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jul 1

Cherry-Headed Conures of Russian Hill

Two Cherry-Headed Conures facing opposite directions on a tree branch against a blue sky.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 30

Gulls! At Alcatraz!

Western Gull and baby Western Gull amongst yellow flowers.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 30

High! At Alcatraz!

Park sign reading “Alcatraz Island” in white font on a brown background of wood.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 30

The fuck you doing here, my man?

Information plaque for a California Ground Squirrel exhibit. At an aquarium.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 29

Breathing that good air

Upward angle of coastal redwoods against a blue sky

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 29

Bird shit

California Quail

Barn Swallow

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 16

My cat to yours

Distinguished older orange / cream cat lying down with his paws in front of him. He wants to discuss dinner.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 16

I went here and everyone knew you.

Door that says “Naked Mole Rats” in it with a helpful outline.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Jun 11

Here he is with his mom.

Baby Bambi cuddled against his dead mother in the snow.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· May 2

As I enter the final week of my 40s, I decided to do a proper porch session.

A can of Grains of Wrath’s Destination Funeral IPA, a glass with a skull on it containing said IPA, and a Marshall Bluetooth speaker all sitting on a teak table on my back porch.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Apr 18

So, got snipped yesterday. Everything went fine, but I’m not so impressed with their shaving skills. Got a bit of a Friar Tuck situation going on. My ballsack:

Porky Pig dressed as Friar Tuck with an annoyed expression.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Apr 5

This is not funny. Fascist dictators only do this when they’re contemplating using nukes.

@realDonaldTrump
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.
There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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4/5/26, 8:03

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Mar 28

Oil (?) panting of Jesus stealing a dude’s fix.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Mar 27

Group chat is popping off this morning.

Photo of a watch on a white man’s arm. The watch display reads: “High End Gays (Touching Tips) - You have additional new messages.”

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Mar 25

Seems some soft bitch got their knickers in a twist @nowarbutclasswar @bsky.social

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WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Mar 15

Sign indicating fish viewing / fish ladder / powerhouse and spillway access / snack area are all on the first floor.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Mar 15

The gods punish me for my hubris.

Bowling scoreboard of just dogshit scores. I scored 100.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Feb 28

Been true for quite a while, but thinking about this again today.

Hand holding a button with the John Prine lyric “Your flag decal won’t get you into heaven anymore.”

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Feb 28

Someone is interested in ramen.

Cream / orange cat standing on its back legs with its front paws on top of a dining table.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Feb 14

DHS can eat my shit and hair.

7m ago 20.20 EST
US Department of Homeland Security reportedly asked social media sites to identify anti-ICE users
The US Department of Homeland Security has asked tech companies, including Google, Reddit, Discord and Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram, to reveal the names, email addresses and telephone numbers of people who track or criticize Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the New York Times reports.
According to the Times, the companies have received hundreds of administrative subpoenas from the Department of Homeland Security recently, according to government officials and employees of the companies. Google, Meta and Reddit complied with some of the requests, government officials said.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Feb 2

Top Image titled “When I’m sick” and shows Simba sneezing while in his mother’s lap.

Bottom Image titled “When my husband is sick.” It shows Tim Roth’s character in Reservoir Dogs yelling. “Fuck you! I’m fucking dying here! I’m fucking dying!”

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Dec 24

I don’t know, chat. Not sure I’m gonna get a good reading off of that.

Temperature gauge set in the lid of a green Weber charcoal grill. The bottom have of the gauge is filled with water.

WobblyCPA@wobblycpa· Dec 22

Trying to decide how I feel about this.

Can of a collab IPA from Grains of Wrath and Backwoods Brewing named “Six Seven”.