WoffleHouse
@wofflecone
27 || He/Him || Grassy Samoyed + Others NSFW Furry Writer, minors begone 🔞 Generally friendly, usually busy, too often an optimist, always up to meet new friends! PFP by GlazFox!
CW for #Hyper and DONUT I may have missed Fuck a Dragon Day, but that does not mean that the option isn't still open!~ Brazen is usually prepared for such an event, after all~ Arts by @/cappuccino.hyper.wang for the first two @/shaydahot.bsky.social and @/buppy.art !
I got an absolutely gorgeous piece by @seethiur.art Brazen needs to pre-plan the clothing he picks out. He never seems to be prepared for the massive increase in ass and ball size that happen near constantly 😔
New model moment. Showing off the belly and the T I T S Model done by the always lovely @/nuki-leaf.bsky.social
HEEYYY LOOK WOFFLE BUT REAL I got a LOVELY VRC model done by my good friend @nuki-leaf.bsky.social who did up my boy WONDERFULLY He is lovely and wonderful and got this done so fasstttt and now I can be FAT in VRC. It's fantastic. Go give Leaf some love, they really deserve it <3
I got this lovely piece from @glazfox.bsky.social for waiting a small bit for the last piece I posted from them! Woffle looks absolutely adorable here, I love the planty pal so much, he's so cute ;-;
I missed #BlobDay in my timezone, but when you can make a lovely friend such as @milesthestia.com as large as a planet, then blob day becomes as much as a bygone suggestion as much as mobility is <3 Art by @/1800000burn.hyper.wang
It is #SheathDay, so I have made a selection of thick marshmallowy sleeping bags :3 I still stand on my opinion that I would rather be cock-less with a GIANT #hyper sheath than with a cock. Demisexual mood go brrrr, I dont need to have SEX
CW for a very fat samoyed! I got an absolutely LOVELY piece from @glazfox.bsky.social As soon as the digital hand grabbed ahold of the tiny samoyed, pounds started piling on his body. He is left in this near immobile state, dangling from this virtual crane of a hand. He doesn't mind~
One thing I've inadvertently done is commission Wolfy and Woffle asking you out on a date while presenting a flower. So unknown to me, I have commissioned the perfect evolution chart of how Woffle has progressed over the years while still being single as a Pringle.
In the random mood to take one of my old, not often used OCs and fattening them to the size of a city. There's so many candidates, omg. Almost all of which have big wangs, as is customary with me.
It is National Donut Day!! That means I can post allllll of my good donut pics~ Also special mention to @fluffdrgn.monster and @lunaendlesswitch.bsky.social who are both HELLA LOVELY and who have HELLA GOOD BUNDTS
I got an absolutely LOVELY piece from @owligatorstudios.bsky.social featuring the lovely @milesthestia.com Walking through the mall with friends always ends up being a hassle. So if you wanna avoid that hassle, carry them along inside you! There's nothing more comfortable than two dogs' bellies~
I don't usually hop on trends, but compliment me NOW I want to hear all your horny thoughts of this thick fat hyper big god of a plant samoyed <3
Bringing this piece back to by @/shaydahot.bsky.social to remind yall that although Babble is a shortstack of a chocobo, he can conjure mana hands to do anything he wants. What do you say, fancy a little bit of a message from the overly productive chokobold?~
The loading bay also works extremely well as an UNloading bay. They said vinyl condoms would be provided, but who knew they would be in the shape of a @skonky.bsky.social Oh well, I'm finally getting started unloading...! Art by the wonderful @megacheeki.bsky.social
Oh hey. I made Tinder, my Arcanine, right before Arcanine Day. This is perfect, I can shove this hot dog at you without shame~ Artists credited in the alt texts!
I got a lovely piece from @coldwaterserpent.bsky.social who draws VERY good bellies! Go give them a follow, they draw peak :) A nine foot tall Arcanine barely fitting in the doorway watching a sunset. His coffee is hotter than lava an extra bit of growth in the morning starts the day off swell!~
Hey look, forest doggy caught fire and is now forest fire doggy. Oopsy. I've always wanted an Arcanine, so I commed an alt form of Woffle in Tinder! Very woody, very handsome, fire flows through his veins. Done by the always lovely @kokorodoll.bsky.social who did such a good job with the boy!
A friend is watching a blob face YCH!! He did Tinder as an example, so if you want to look as good as the fire doggo, get yourself one!! You could be as big as him too~ ...well, at least close to how big he is~
Shoutout to this YCH I got A WHILE AGO by @starrfluff.hyper.wang It's the current mood for the day. Snuggling up to a productive pair of balls. Hearing them gurgle and churn a load. Pre leaking over my head as I snuggle up and adore every inch of those productive boulders,,,
Sometimes a morning stretch can be all you need to get ready for the morning. Although, I'm sure they were talking about stretching your body, not your underwear... A wonderful piece I got from @endm.ink who did such a lovely job with this!
I was surprised by @puffylove.bsky.social and @executivefailure.bsky.social with a collab piece they did for my birthday last month! With some very big bloating including them and my marshmallow goo fox, Gooey! Never trust someone when they tell you you'd look better immobile... Even if I do~
I missed #Taursday, buutt every day can be taursday if you have the double belly for it~ A wonderful piece I got from @werebearista.bsky.social of BIG WOFF It's important to get a drink for your tail as well, flowers need to be watered, of course.
I got a looovveeelllyyyy Christmas sweater piece from @buppy.art! Who did an absolutely wonderful job making the palette of Woffle GORGEOUS Finally fulfilling my destined role. Becoming the friend groups Christmas tree~
I am a HUGE fan of room-sized blobs, I think they are the perfect excessive size! I am partial towards just barely mobile sizes like this one! And some fun skyline-filler for the fun of it~
I got an absolutely LOVELY comm from an artist friend who wishes to remain anonymous! When you have the ability to conjure hands made of mana, this is bound to happen eventually. Especially when you can conjure your own infinite supply of food...