WoffleHouse

@wofflecone

27 || He/Him || Grassy Samoyed + Others NSFW Furry Writer, minors begone 🔞 Generally friendly, usually busy, too often an optimist, always up to meet new friends! PFP by GlazFox!

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WoffleHouse@wofflecone· 22d

CW for #Hyper and DONUT I may have missed Fuck a Dragon Day, but that does not mean that the option isn't still open!~ Brazen is usually prepared for such an event, after all~ Arts by @/cappuccino.hyper.wang for the first two @/shaydahot.bsky.social and @/buppy.art !

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· 26d

New model moment. Showing off the belly and the T I T S Model done by the always lovely @/nuki-leaf.bsky.social

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Jun 23

It is #SheathDay, so I have made a selection of thick marshmallowy sleeping bags :3 I still stand on my opinion that I would rather be cock-less with a GIANT #hyper sheath than with a cock. Demisexual mood go brrrr, I dont need to have SEX

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Jun 18

CW for a very fat samoyed! I got an absolutely LOVELY piece from @glazfox.bsky.social As soon as the digital hand grabbed ahold of the tiny samoyed, pounds started piling on his body. He is left in this near immobile state, dangling from this virtual crane of a hand. He doesn't mind~

The Wii cursor hand holds up a fat Woffle, the samoyed content and happy to be big and carried around by his new mode of transport. It's not really like he could move around in the first place, so the new mode of transport is very much appreciated.

#FarFur #FatFurry #FurryArt

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Jun 17

One thing I've inadvertently done is commission Wolfy and Woffle asking you out on a date while presenting a flower. So unknown to me, I have commissioned the perfect evolution chart of how Woffle has progressed over the years while still being single as a Pringle.

Art by https://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/-sarona-/

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Jun 16

In the random mood to take one of my old, not often used OCs and fattening them to the size of a city. There's so many candidates, omg. Almost all of which have big wangs, as is customary with me.

A base I colored forever ago who I forget the artist :(

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Jun 5

It is National Donut Day!! That means I can post allllll of my good donut pics~ Also special mention to @fluffdrgn.monster and @lunaendlesswitch.bsky.social who are both HELLA LOVELY and who have HELLA GOOD BUNDTS

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Jun 4

I got an absolutely LOVELY piece from @owligatorstudios.bsky.social featuring the lovely @milesthestia.com Walking through the mall with friends always ends up being a hassle. So if you wanna avoid that hassle, carry them along inside you! There's nothing more comfortable than two dogs' bellies~

The piece shows Miles and Woffle walking through the mall. Woffle carries a coffee cup as Miles teases about the embiggening phrases taped on the store fronts. Both of the canine's stomachs and balls are packed full of friends, eagerly moving around as they go about their squirming supercenter visit.

#Vore #NSFWVore #VoreFurry

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· May 28

I don't usually hop on trends, but compliment me NOW I want to hear all your horny thoughts of this thick fat hyper big god of a plant samoyed <3

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· May 26

Bringing this piece back to by @/shaydahot.bsky.social to remind yall that although Babble is a shortstack of a chocobo, he can conjure mana hands to do anything he wants. What do you say, fancy a little bit of a message from the overly productive chokobold?~

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· May 22

The loading bay also works extremely well as an UNloading bay. They said vinyl condoms would be provided, but who knew they would be in the shape of a @skonky.bsky.social Oh well, I'm finally getting started unloading...! Art by the wonderful @megacheeki.bsky.social

Woffle leans into the pooltoy Skonky, cumming into him and inflating him big enough to blow the roof off of the warehouse. A newscaster flies by, recording the entire incident and reporting it to the news as they catch a rare moment of the Sun wishing they could have the same treatment.

#FurryNSFW #FurryCumflation #Hyper #HyperFur

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· May 9

Oh hey. I made Tinder, my Arcanine, right before Arcanine Day. This is perfect, I can shove this hot dog at you without shame~ Artists credited in the alt texts!

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· May 5

I got a lovely piece from @coldwaterserpent.bsky.social who draws VERY good bellies! Go give them a follow, they draw peak :) A nine foot tall Arcanine barely fitting in the doorway watching a sunset. His coffee is hotter than lava an extra bit of growth in the morning starts the day off swell!~

Tinder the Arcanine stands against a doorway of a brick building, a cup of scalding hot coffee grasped in his paw as he stares at the rising sun. His other paw rests on his big ball of a belly, easily taking up the entire width of the doorway.

#FatFur #FurryArt #Fat

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Apr 30

You're so right, king.

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Apr 29

My balls only cum in big sizes 😔

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Apr 6

Hey look, forest doggy caught fire and is now forest fire doggy. Oopsy. I've always wanted an Arcanine, so I commed an alt form of Woffle in Tinder! Very woody, very handsome, fire flows through his veins. Done by the always lovely @kokorodoll.bsky.social who did such a good job with the boy!

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Apr 5

A friend is watching a blob face YCH!! He did Tinder as an example, so if you want to look as good as the fire doggo, get yourself one!! You could be as big as him too~ ...well, at least close to how big he is~

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Apr 3

Shoutout to this YCH I got A WHILE AGO by @starrfluff.hyper.wang It's the current mood for the day. Snuggling up to a productive pair of balls. Hearing them gurgle and churn a load. Pre leaking over my head as I snuggle up and adore every inch of those productive boulders,,,

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Mar 19

Sometimes a morning stretch can be all you need to get ready for the morning. Although, I'm sure they were talking about stretching your body, not your underwear... A wonderful piece I got from @endm.ink who did such a lovely job with this!

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Mar 15

I was surprised by @puffylove.bsky.social and @executivefailure.bsky.social with a collab piece they did for my birthday last month! With some very big bloating including them and my marshmallow goo fox, Gooey! Never trust someone when they tell you you'd look better immobile... Even if I do~

I put a big story about this on my FA Post!
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/64196281/

A big Woffle sits immobile in the middle of a field, three different forms of filling delving him further into immobility. Gunny (PuffyLove) is directly feeding him person-sized marshmallows. Scooter (ExecutiveFailure) is switching off an endless collection of marshmallow fluff filled barrels and connecting them to Woff's maw. And Gooey is directly feeding Woffle's insatiable tailmaw. That's a good way to make someone immobile~

#FatFur #FatFurry

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Mar 13

I missed #Taursday, buutt every day can be taursday if you have the double belly for it~ A wonderful piece I got from @werebearista.bsky.social of BIG WOFF It's important to get a drink for your tail as well, flowers need to be watered, of course.

A fat Woffle taur sips on a soda, his fat under belly dragging along the ground while he holds up a drink for his tailmaw to drink from.

#FatFur #FatFurry

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Mar 3

I'm glad this is being used for the intended purposes.

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Mar 3

I got a looovveeelllyyyy Christmas sweater piece from @buppy.art! Who did an absolutely wonderful job making the palette of Woffle GORGEOUS Finally fulfilling my destined role. Becoming the friend groups Christmas tree~

Get it cuz he's like, a forest deity and he is covered in grass and stuff and he makes a good make shift Christmas tree with his beautiful color palette??

Also #FatFur #FurryArt ????

Get it cuz he's like, a forest deity and he does have wood on his hands but he is also a dog so he barks and a tree is covered in bark so it's a little bit of a double entendre???

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 26

I am a HUGE fan of room-sized blobs, I think they are the perfect excessive size! I am partial towards just barely mobile sizes like this one! And some fun skyline-filler for the fun of it~

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 20

I got an absolutely LOVELY comm from an artist friend who wishes to remain anonymous! When you have the ability to conjure hands made of mana, this is bound to happen eventually. Especially when you can conjure your own infinite supply of food...

#FatFur #FatFurry #FurryArt

Babble the chocobo sits in a field, laden with fat and completely immobile as hands made of mana go about feeding them slices of cake. Their magic seems to backfire, thus leading to this immobile land bird who still seems to be glutting themselves further into their greed...

At least they're comfortable~

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 20

Sweetie, I believe that was the very first game I ever perfected~

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 20

Annddd another game done! Berry Bury Berry, a game I immediately fell in love with and enjoyed till the very end. Had some very rudimentary horror fun, and overall it was a very fun game to unlock everything in. Big recommend.

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 19

And no compression suit alt! Just a big boy letting all of his excess out~

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 19

A WONDERFUL YCH I got from @thatwidereindeer.bsky.social Sometimes a tailor has to seek out other clothing options - especially when your weight is climbing towards a point that compression is the only conceivable way to maintain your mobility. Luckily Pepper is the best with compression clothes~

When your weight climbs higher than you can conceivably deal with, visiting Pepper is the best option. When your belly can smother a house or when your weight equals more than a skyscraper, seek out your local compression clothier. You may find the convenience of mobility blessed upon you once again! Just be careful, compression can only hold back so much weight.

#FatFur #FurryArt

Sometimes even with the compression some more... visible changes are still possible. What can be a sign of the compression failing is a little bit more belly fat than you're used to seeing! If your belly begins to poke out further than it was when you put on the compression gear, make sure to visit this blubber buck. At least do it before you smother another planet...

The weight cam be diverted to other places as well, shown here by the sheer EXCESSIVE amount of sass and ass packed onto this blubber samoyed's frame. What starts as a little bit more butt fat can quickly escalate into another compression failure, leaving the area behind you as a space only meant to those who would like to be covered in literal metric tons of flab.

WoffleHouse@wofflecone· Feb 19

Polyarmory done. It came out on my birthday and was incredibly excited about it, and it was definitely worth my time. If you ever wanted to have a shotgun moan into your ear, this is the game for you. You can also turn the pronouns into USA-approved ones and it's wonderful. It's free too :)