Rebecca Schoenkopf

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Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· 6d

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· 6d

THIS HOW:

Punk/goth daughter doing a pose in sea green dining room. She has teased out triangle hair, a monster t-shirt, and cutoffs over yellow tights and fuchsia fur legwarmers. She looks fuckin AMAAAAZING. She is eleven years old.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· 26d

We are double grandparents now! On our way to Montana to see our second granddaughter Lucy fuck yeah

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jun 27

I don't see in what universe CPS would think this level of accusation would require separating the children from their parents, even for an hour let alone a night. petebuttigieg.substack.com/p/a-terrible...

Pete Buttigieg post: "Then, for the first time, the officer explained what the allegation actually was. An anonymous caller had contacted CPS. The caller said that he had spoken to a woman who claimed to have met me at a conference several years ago in Alabama, where she said I told her that I had committed unspeakable violent crimes, and the caller believed my children were still at risk."

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· May 8

bad link, try again www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/b...

NYT hed: ABC Accuses Government of Violating First Amendment

Dek: The network's argument, made to the FCC, is the most aggressive posture taken yet by a television network toward the Trump administration.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Apr 10

I do think the Amanda Ungaro tweets had something to do with it

"Shut your mouth when speaking about me. Because I will expose anything I know."

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Apr 9

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Apr 9

Skeets saying the same thing on top of each other.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Apr 5

Frank from Blue Velvet sucking on his mask while Isabella Rossellini looks at him

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Apr 3

Back atcha.

"Maximalist" (cluttered) coffee station with espresso machine, coffee pot, kettle, Rumchata, trays of honey and honeycomb, basket of tea on wood table with stainless top. Blue wall with pineapple jello mol and shelf of coffee cops. To the right is a door showing a sliver of cluttered dining room in sea green with wine bottles, fake flowers.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Mar 25

may I recommend some Evelyn Waugh? bookshop.org/beta-search?...

Evelyn Waugh book covers: Scoop, A Handful of Dust, and Vile Bodies

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Feb 25

Happy birthday salad is happy

Light green baby lettuce on a delicious steak salad with tarragon shallot vinaigrette (my idea from the other salad because I don’t love bleu cheese) has a little vinegar happy face. I am 53 years old and.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Feb 4

In honor of my own dead dad, who never once in 40 years was able to NOT say

Leslie Nielsen: And don't call me Shirley.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Feb 4

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 25

This is a surprisingly good @nytimes.com story. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/u...

NYT screenshot: Mr. Trump has a long record of dishonesty. He was convicted of 34 felony counts of falsifying business documents, he was found liable in civil court of defrauding lenders, his family-owned business was convicted of criminal tax fraud, he was indicted though not tried on charges of obstruction of justice and defrauding the United States, his charity was shut down after the authorities found a “shocking pattern of illegality” and his self-named university paid out $25 million to settle complaints by students who called the school a sham.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 19

Ok it’s fucking delicious

Red bowl glistening pork and rice with yellow chunks of mango

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 18

Like c'mon.

Screenshot: "Roosevelt and Reagan differed sharply in politics, yet both grasped how depicting Latin America as aligned with the United States could convert partisan alliances into durable governing majorities. Turning foreign policy into a mirror of national identity, they renovated Americanism as humane and universal."

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 18

well somebody's enjoying the Seahawks game.

Husband is sitting with his Seahawks pajamas and Seahawks beanie yelling at his brother on the phone about the kickoff return for the touchdown in the first 14 seconds and while he's doing so they picked up a fumble for another touchdown but then it wasn't a fumble so that's dumb.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 17

Went to @mallorymcmorrow.bsky.social 's office opening in Detroit. Here is why I hope you vote for her for Senate. Abdul El-Sayed is fine, but he hasn't passed like EVERY IMPORTANT BILL on so many fucking topics. Mallory gets shit done AND will fucking FIGHT. (Haley Stephens is just embarrassing.)

Mallory McMorrow, tall, young, redheaded, leans down sideways to hug my smiling tween daughter, they are both so smiley!

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 13

LOL. "No! the media collectively shrieked. We shan't!" Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest writer in America. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/b...

NYT screenshot, Bari Weiss is upset her staffers haven't "stanched the criticism." Highlighted:

“My lovely wife asked some 60 Minutes producers to report out a story a little more, literally Hey guys make a couple more phone calls and then we’ll run the piece in a week or two,” Ms. Bowles wrote. “No! the media collectively shrieked. We shan’t!” (CBS News declined to make Ms. Weiss available for an interview. Referring to Ms. Bowles’s column, Ms. Weiss said in a statement that The Free Press was “completely editorially independent,” and added, “Also: My wife is the funniest writer in America.”)

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 8

A wonkette reader just sent me this with a hefty check. Why are you all so nice to me?

Printed out picture of a raccoon laid out flat, captioned ME IF THERE WERE NO WONKETTE

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 7

@briancgrubb.bsky.social re today's newsletter I need you to see this picture from a Detroit sushi joint just before Xmas. I was creepshotting him ALL NIGHT, this was the least blurry pic I got.

Pre-teen rosy cheeked daughter in NEVER TRUST THE LIVING emo goth sweatshirt smiles at sushi joint. Behind her is blurry tall skinny blond dude. COULD IT BE? No, it couldn't.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 6

Lol nah @gtconway.bsky.social

Rebecca, I’m George Conway. Former Republican turned anti-Trump activist.

I put everything about my life on the line to defeat Donald Trump.

First, I quit the Republican Party.
Then, I founded the Lincoln Project.
Now, I’m running for Congress.

I’m not your typical Democrat – but times like these require proven fighters.

Rebecca, I 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝗲 𝗮 “𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿,” 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗜’𝗺 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀.

𝗜’𝗺 𝗚𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘄𝗮𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜’𝗺 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽. 𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝗸𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗴𝗻 𝗯𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 $𝟱 𝘁𝗼𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝗿 $𝟮𝟬𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗴𝗼𝗮𝗹 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁? → https://secure.actblue.com/donate/loc_gc_fr_rtl_q12026?source=LOC_RTL_FR_2026.01.06_anti-trump-launch_B5_C1_Pros_N_Daisy_7I-T1&amount=5&refcode2w=m11Jj0

Thanks for standing with me,

George Conway
Democrat for Congress in NY-12

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Jan 2

Small people dressed as leprechauns dance around 18" Stonehenge

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Dec 25

My good son Jimmy did a fucking outstanding job on Xmas eve dinner. I did the cranberry sauce and then baked it into that hilarious pie

Island covered with asparagus, great Mac and cheese, cranberry sauce, and the best mashed potatoes I’ve ever had, cooked in chicken broth and covered in green chives

Shy’s orange plate, on a candy cane stripe placemat, brimming with pink prime rib, a pile of asparagus, Mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and Mac and cheese. The colors are so vibrant!

Hilarious squished lopsided pie but very golden brown

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Dec 25

Naaaadja digs it

Gray kitten Naaaadja sits on top of an orange chair mesmerized by Rudolph on the tv

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Dec 24

Had a dinner date with my daughter and kept trying to creep shot *over and over again* this Tim Robinson motherfucker waiting on the next table but he kept blurring into a ghost. I sent this one to Shy: “look behind her.” Reply: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WAITING TABLES.

Gorgeous apple cheeked daughter Donna Rose in Never Trust the Living black sweatshirt giving me cover to shoot the waiter behind her.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Dec 19

A dean.

it's the dean from Community, doing some wacky the dean from Community shit.

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Nov 29

Finally on our way to Rome try not to do any wars right?

Me and husband shy looking every minute of our 52 and 53 years, in the airport. We’re happy though even though we are very obviously about to go to war

Rebecca Schoenkopf@wonkette· Nov 1

Trick or treating last night in Indian Village (I know), Detroit. VERY fancy mansion neighborhood, houses all done up, thousands of kids. "Free." "Take what you need." I might have cried a tiny.