Professional treat stealer
@zukoscaleclaw
💬: 🇩🇪🇬🇧 | 🔞! | Asexual 💜🤍 | 🪡✂️ @Starslikeroses.bsky.social | Furry & passionate Gamer from northern Germany | 31 | ♂ | shy af | professional weirdo | big softie | severe social anxiety | contains suggestive posts‼️ | snuggle addict | -⃝⃤
#SqueakySaturday featuring you in all this. And a few extra layers and locks for added comfort and security >:3 … shall we get you dressed then? I need a doggo to cuddle with~
Before and after getting dressed for #WetsuitWednesday ☺️ (Just a silly little thing I wanted to do, now that the temperatures allow me to suit up again~)
It’s still #InternationalDayOfLatex somewhere, right?! 👀 Time to dig up some pics from the time where I still had some~ (Lowkey need to try wearing some again at some point)
Wetsuit doggo in your area looking for snugs Message and place your order right now to get 5% off and a whole week of snugs on top for free! :3 #WetsuitWednesday
Feeling extra soft and round for #TummyTuesday Come gib some bellyrubs~ :3
POV you forgot about snuggle time and kept him waiting for over an hour >:[
Can I interest you in a soft wuff to provide tummy rubs to? :3 #TummyTuesday
I should really check the filtered message requests on my AD on Twitter more often … Some hilarious hidden gems in there 😂 Enjoy this one for now
Felt like tweeting one of my good ol’ favs for #WetsuitWednesday ☺️
Aww drat, I dropped my phone. Can you lend me a paw with that please? :c #TummyTuesday
Wetsuit Dog POV for #WetsuitWednesday ☺️ (Could also be your view if I stuff you into my gear & suit~ >;3)
Hmmmm, this harness feels a lot more snug compared to when I last wore it … I must’ve picked the wrong program for the washing machine! 🤔 #TummyTuesday
This comes from the same brilliant mind that brought you this :D
Also, the brilliant minds (or just singular, 99.9% sure those are just alt. Accounts and this is the same person as the og person it was about) who brought you the conversation above also produced tweet gems like this~ 😂
Aaaand on episode no. 69621 of “people getting salty because I blocked them after their umpteenth follow request on my AD” we have this gentleman from last weekend 😂 Also hi, I guess I’m a gaysexual bottom now~ What a sickkkk new insult chat 🫨 Sooo deeply hurt now /sarc
You up for some squeaky time with me? :3 #SqueakySunday
Excuse me, this is *not* how you boop the dog >:[ #FursuitFriday
Boi they had me *hooked* with the presentation, I CAN NOT wait for July!!
After such an exhausting week like this one, some RnR is very well needed 😮💨 This also means I need a cute, fluffy doggo to snuggle with - which is where you come into play :3 Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll be a good time for both of us! Now let’s get you fluffed up, yes? ^~^
Since some friends pointed out I just picked my favourite games and didn’t do it with the proper categories And insisted I do it again … here’s the proper thing :D
Doggo definitely needs some (a lot!) of snugs after this week Come flop on the pubby? 🥺 #FursuitFriday
I dunno why but im not even surprised this ended up being an even bigger miss than last year …
Ended up doing the little game thingy that I’ve seen a lot of folks doing recently 😋
I don’t think I can rub this tum all by myself … wanna lend me a paw and help me with that? I’ll even let you use it as a pillow afterwards! ☺️ #TummyTuesday
Found a neat little Fallout reference in Starfield yesterday~ One of the new POIs is a decommissioned missile silo which still has a nuke ready in it. If you step inside it plays a familiar melody 😋 (And yes, you can launch the nuke. Yes, I did that. No, I have zero regrets 😁)
Hey! I’ve got something really important to tell you! Have a listen~ #FursuitFriday