Daniel Tizon
@1607westegg
Writer-Comedian-Broadcaster. Never mastered dismounting from a moving bike. Not a 'Dan'. linktr.ee/1607WestEgg
23rd July Appearing at Downstairs at the King's Head. Crouch End. Starts 8.30pm #comedy
The lesson here is NEVER stand behind the captain during the trophy lift. #worldcup
2/2 The operation, involving applying Duct tape to the twin-wire spiral binding running along the left edge, has been a success and the Pukka Pad is arguably stronger than ever.
1/2 Had to repair my latest A6 notebook (I have over a thousand) after the white, semi-rigid plastic back cover came away. This is the stationery equivalent of an ACL.
Cezanne's 'Boy with a Red Vest' I started my Woolworth's Saturday Boy job with this exact same hairstyle. #art #woolworths #cezanne
When a neighbour invites you to their annual garden party for the 12th year in a row and you consider your potential excuses for a twelfth connective no-show.
When you come off stage after a gig where there's no air con. #comedy
Tuesday 7th July, opening here. #comedy #standup #funny #comedian #redbourne
Played some of my finest street football on this corner as a boy. That lamp post wasn't there 'back in the day', nor the yellow container. We'd play until dark or until the local Bobby turned up, when there was such a thing as a police presence on the streets. Great days. I peaked early.
According to LBC just now, one solution for England in regards to dealing with playing Mexico at high altitude this weekend is taking Viagra. Probably not before lining up for the national anthem though. #worldcup
As good as meditation and breathing exercises can be, I think shredding might have the edge.
12:45hrs Keeping myself busy chatting to Gemini about series 4 of LA Law and the superb dynamic that year between Harry Hamlin and guest star Carl Lumbly. As you do. Their Primetime Emmy win for Outstanding Drama Series was well deserved that year. #TV
Every time I see this horizon, I wonder if I could fly, would flying over to those towers tire me out? I don't ever recall Superman mentioning his flying was tiring him out, but I would imagine if flying was widely available, there'd be different levels of fliers.
This was a very enjoyable listen. Between spring 2012 and Christmas 2018, I made 4 different shows for @resonancefm.bsky.social In total I made over 80 episodes for Resonance and my years there were some of the best creative experiences I've had. #radio #resonancefm
I'm grateful that this looks like a remotely normal meal, albeit at midday which is insanely early for any meal. Four sausages looks ambitious. One more week of this hospital program left.
If this tastes like it ought to, I might be okay with today's meal. Ridiculously early meal times here.
Lunchtime. Bought a sandwich. No plans to have any more of that hospital food for as long as I'm here. I don't understand why it has to be as bad as it is. The tough vegetables eroded my will to eat.