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Neurodiversity, Leafs, but mostly random things that strike me as interesting and leave me wondering how I wound up with a pocket full of unusual rocks again.

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1967ers@1967ers· 12d

Not Jared Keeso. Shoresy.

Jared Keeso as Shoresy. He has a baseball cap on backwards, a wry grin and a missing tooth.

1967ers@1967ers· 26d

An old man reads aloud.

Image file that reads “describe your favourite movie as boring as possible.”

1967ers@1967ers· Jul 7

Steve Harper. Cowboy.

Former prime minister Stephen Garper in a white cowboy hat that he is accidentally wearing backwards and a black leather vest. He looks profoundly uncomfortable.

1967ers@1967ers· Jul 4

There is something very Toronto about a key venue in the local punk scene being saved at the last moment from the wrecker’s ball by a bank.

An image of Sneaky Dee’s in Toronto as seen from the intersection of Bathurst and College. Next to it is a branch of The Royal Bank of Canada.

1967ers@1967ers· Jun 26

A lot of the buildings in question have windows that look like this:

A window that opens by pivoting along its horizontal axis. Opening it at all breaks the seal along the entire length.

1967ers@1967ers· Jun 26

But this is the crux of the issue because it’s in the cities that the heat deserts are most extreme. If you live in a flat that looks like this and you are allowed precisely zero modifications to the exterior of the building (which would include a window-mounted unit), what are the options?

A block of flats in London. Tightly packed brick row houses, probably 19th century.

1967ers@1967ers· Jun 20

Kudos to this app for double-checking the spelling of “leaves.”

A screen cap of the above post. The word “leaves”!has been underlined in case it should have been “Leafs.”

1967ers@1967ers· Jun 20

The concrete base of one leg of an electrical tower that sits on the edge of the beach and the lake. Graffiti has been painted on it that reads “It might be all right?”

1967ers@1967ers· Jun 4

I think goaltending held me back

Record: 15-67
Jeff Brubaker
Dave Hudson
Adam Burish
Adam Burt
Ryan Parent
John Gibson

1967ers@1967ers· Mar 3

Fuck Harry Potter. Watch the Leafs… No, that’s not worth it. Go watch your dog fail at playing cards instead.

A small dog with hair covering its eyes sits at a table next to a coffee cup and a hand of playing cards. The dog does not look impressed.

1967ers@1967ers· Feb 24

Come, grab my face and let’s go for a drive.

The dashboard of a 1961 Plymouth Suburban. The steering wheel horn ring combined with the dashboard gauge pods behind create an amphibious face that the driver has to grab hold of to steer the car.

1967ers@1967ers· Jan 19

“I voted for bigotry, but it was supposed to be against someone else.” Leopards, faces, etc.

Voting for Trump — and regretting it
Sharif, the Madina Mall shop owner who fears she may have to return to the bad old days of having a boss, gave out an exasperated sigh.

“Would you believe if I told you I voted for this man?” she said, referring to Trump.

Sharif is not politically active, but in 2024, some campaigners came to her shop and told her that Trump would be good for business and against the LGBTQ agenda.

“I was immediately hooked,” she said. She voted Republican for the first time.

Now, chagrined, she said, “I never thought the man I put in office would come for my family, make me financially struggle and cause me so much fear that I carry my passport when I go to the bathroom,” she said, pointing at the mall’s bathrooms.

“I feel as though the weapon I built is coming to kill me and my people,” she said.

1967ers@1967ers· Dec 22

The Odyssey trailer we really need:

A photo of a sky blue 2007 Honda Odyssey hooked up to a Palomino tent trailer. It is in the parking lot of some home centre.

1967ers@1967ers· Oct 26

“There are very, very few scenarios where driving downtown is anything other than a horrible experience.”

Text says "Caption this with the 2nd to last text you sent." Image is the corner of a room that looks like a murder scene with blood on the walls and a chest with a lamp and a small TV which has, on its screen, an image that looks very much like a naked butt.)

1967ers@1967ers· Oct 12

Look at this dystopian horror show. Look at the existential pain on the face of this cyborg goalie clown:

A drawing of a goalie whose mask appears bonded to his face. The mask has a cleft chin. The eyes reveal an incredible depth of pain.

1967ers@1967ers· Oct 12

They looked like sort of thing. Frankenstein’s monster’s nephew played in:

A yearbook cover photo for the 1975-76 Calgary Cowboys. The player is drawn in a way that the head is reminiscent of Frankenstein’s monster. It was likely unintentional.

1967ers@1967ers· Oct 8

This is how you know I never took steroids, then. I was shaped like Wile E Coyote on leg vitamins. On not quite such a large dose of leg vitamins, anyway.