Shane Snoke

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Producer/Executive. Opinions are my own and do not represent the NFL, The Walt Disney Co, Miramax, or any other company.

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Shane Snoke@1snoke· 6d

Seems legit.

Clipped screenshot from a hotel website showing the resort's rating. The number 4.3 appears next to a graphic that shows 2.5 stars.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· 22d

I can't tell if this is the most bleak Peanuts strip I've ever read, or the most metal:

Charlie Brown lies in a hospital bed with the green sheet pulled up to his chin.
Panel 1: "SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM..."
Panel 2: "I WONDER IF I'M DYING... I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME IF I WERE DYING..."
Panel 3: "I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME IF I'M NOT DYING... MAYBE I'M ALREADY DEAD..."
Panel 4: "I WONDER IF THEY'D TELL ME"

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Jul 9

I don't know if this happened because I overheard my wife working on a brief or what...

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Jul 9

Clancy Brown as The Kurgan in the film Highlander. He's bald and tattooed with a nasty scar across his throat decorated by safety pins going through the skin.

A color drawing of Mr. Krabs from SpongeBob. He's a crab. With a shirt and pants.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Jun 8

This is how memes are born.

Little white dog with cross eyes and a tongue sticking out. He's fluffy, but his paws are shaved so he looks like a cross between a Shih Tzu, a raccoon, and a lunatic.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Jun 1

Shots fired by Yahoo's ad tech! #Browns #TheFactoryOfSadness

Screen cap from my Yahoo Sports App on my phone. The big story is about the Browns trading Kyle's Garrett to the Rams, accompanied by a typical photo of Garrett. The small banner ad just above the story says "Temu Clearance Sale"

Shane Snoke@1snoke· May 2

Working title for the sequel...

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Feb 2

"Christopher Reeve was the most wonderful actor, but he never gets any credit for it."

97 year old legendary film director James Ivory, seated, speaking into a microphone.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Jan 12

It's giving Monday vibes.

A video billboard stretched over Century Blvd in Los Angeles shows the infamous Microsoft "Blue Screen of Death".

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Dec 31

Joe Kubert on the perils of digital art in a 2012 interview with Paul Levitz.

A page of a book with the following text:

You can correct the mistakes that you've made, because of that sense that it's not irrevocable. vou become less and less sure of the stroke that you're putting down. When vou put down a brush or pen, a stroke is almost irrevocable.
If vou give [the artist] a tool where he can take it back, voure losing an immediacy and the worst part of it is the artist himself suffers. If you start worrving about one stroke, you're done. And once you adopt the kind of feeling where vou sav to yourself, "I'm not afraid, and I'm going to do the best I can under the circumstances and it'1l be the best work I can do at this time- my next iob will be better and the next one will be a little better." You lose that if you have a piece of work that vou feel you can work on forever, because
that computer allows you to do that

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Nov 18

I love/hate that this is a real headline:

Screencap from a cybersecurity email blast of a story stub. The headline reads "Kraken ransomware group emerges from HelloKitty cartel". There's an illustration of a red and green squid-like creature with tentacles and sinister eyes floating in blue-green, shadowy water. Text: "Kraken, a ransomware group that has emerged from the HelloKitty cartel, has been behind big-game hunting and double extortion attacks, according to Cicso Talos. Kraken uses a unique benchmarking step to measure a victim's machine before encryption, optimizing its attack for maximum impact." The story is from Infosecurity UK on November 17.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Nov 9

Looks like I'll be adding a few more names to my Halloween display next year. #Browns

A black wall in my office flanked by sunny windows with the shades drawn. A large, simple illustration of a factory with a dead tree, flying bats, and a crescent moon is surrounded by various tombstones and cartoon ghosts wearing orange football helmets with white center stripes. Each tombstone and ghost bears the names of a starting quarterback for the Cleveland Browns since the team reformed in 1999. There are 40 of them, but they might not all be pictured here. A sign over the factory says "The Factory of Sadness".

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Nov 7

Delivery of high grade ultra premium platelets made at the B&P Center on Gayley. LA friends, they've made it even easier: you can fill out the form on your phone, and they don't need to do a needle stick for the hemoglobin test anymore.

Close up of my freshly bandaged arm risen vertically in front of a blurry outdoor background. The bandage is bright red, but not from blood. It's just that color.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Nov 3

LA friends who live near WeHo, there's a voting center at the park, open from 10 am to 7 pm today and tomorrow, and until 8 pm on Tuesday. So easy! Shout out to the great volunteers. #IVoted #vote

Close up of the I Voted sticker on my shoulder, but the letters are reversed because you can't invert on the Bsky app. You can see the West Hollywood Aquatics Center in the background at dusk.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Sep 27

Rockin' out at #LAComicCon !

Cosplayer in an amazing Thing costume (from the Fantastic Four) posing with my son, whose face is blurred out.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Sep 18

@robertpicardo.bsky.social looks like you have an impersonator. I reported the account but others should as well.

Shane Snoke@1snoke· Sep 13

It was fun seeing Chicago at the Bowl last night, but even better was seeing that Christian Science Bible Puppet Show Guy is still going strong. #IYKYK