There was a clip i saw relatively recently where a couple guys are walking down the street talking in comic book villain voices about what "master manipulators" they are one says "i hope all the blood on my hands doesn't get on all the cookie jars i have my fingers in" help, i can't find it

Ope, can you redirect my call to the pharmacy please?

I gotta take a shower

Reposting to check out later

Okay is the DNC actually gonna back him up like they say they will in their endorsement posts or is November gonna be like the 3rd act of Carrie

Me when I forgot to clean out the rice cooker for a couple days

Sure thing - feel free to send me a DM!

Being a possum will always be my #1 But I should make lobster, scorpion, & bat sonas, too

My DnD character is a possumfolk they don't have a long lifespan on average and my character becomes an alchemist in order to find a way to help extend our healthy years and i think it might end up coming down to public education and pedestrian lanes

Most people don't vote in the Primaries, mind but also, most people just vote straight ticket in the Generals, too And if Dem voters are too racist to vote for a brown man in 2026 then we have bigger problems

I've seen more Haley Stevens advertisements than Abdul El-Sayed's and they were all attack ads, accusing him of being "sexist" and "anti-Semitic," without even any out-of-context soundbites or anything to back it up, followed by the suggestion that she was a "True Michigander"

Alien (1979)

Alright, I dropped off my primary ballot on time

I've been feeling kinda numb for the last couple weeks I miss being horny, I miss being excited about stuff Kinda feeling barely human, I guess, idk

Just got paid but I'm still about $200+ short on rent & insurance, not to mention stuff like groceries, laundry, gas any contributions will be paid back on Aug 17 (unless you tell me not to worry about it)

I've said this before but being trans and divorced is fucked up because cis people wanna be allies and they assume your ex is cis and that the transition was why the divorced happened and then you mention, no, my ex is a trans woman too, i'm gay trans divorced and they're like "oh ew

"when you music theory the funk, the funk disappears" -- Freud, probably "it's just all about the One beat, and noodling around that" -- Bootsy Collins

It's also appropriating American culture, too Y'all are supposed to be level headed, just hanging out, pointing your thumb at the border like "get a load a dees guys, eh?"

(1983) - cyberpunk - gender transition - MIDI - seasonal affective disorder - stimming

Alfred Kinsey, you would have loved Bluesky

When are we gonna get a gritty reboot of "The Velveteen Rabbit?" They could do an end credits scene where it's implied the Rabbit becomes Fiver in Watership Down

this is like, 90% of my bluesky feed www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnA...

Funny enough, I never really thought of the genders of the Hundred Acre Wood, but I thought Rabbit was very "mom-coded"

you always know when you get to a bougier side of town when suddenly you can't find a public trash can

Jeneane Garofalo

My friend @wizardboobs.bsky.social sometimes tests out her jokes and bits on me She had me in stitches after she said "You're not allowed to eat silica packets because they're endangered" She's gotta be one of the funniest people I know - her stand-up is great, too

Ugh I have to call in sick today I think

This is basically my DnD character

I've got some kinda gut problem going on I don't think it's the one that's in the news, but I'm doing my best to stay hydrated

I bet folks who like isekai would get a kick out of Slayers It's populated with characters who know what genre they're in, 4th wall breaks and quips, just a silly goofy good time