Chance

@2ndchance

Congratulations. You won 🇺🇦 🐝 11:11 Sigma 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ safe place #RedSox #Patriots #Bruins #Celtics #NotreDame

2,372 Following3,803 Followers7,562 Posts

YouTube YouTube Bluesky

Is this your profile?Claim it and 2ndchance.dirty.social is yours.Claim profile

Chance@2ndchance· 15d

Give me 4 versions of you

Chance in a blue shirt laying next to and African grey parrot named General as he prepares his hut for bed

Chance making sure his tattoo is strait after he got it

Chance in a grey hoodie with an African grey parrot on his head

Chance@2ndchance· 16d

Obviously

Sicilian pizza with fresh basil on a stone table

Chance@2ndchance· May 29

Me: I’m sophisticated Also me:

Dancing hula girl in yellow tank top and green grass skirt on top of a lawn mower with black engine and red deck. Yes, it’s mine and yes, she dances

Chance@2ndchance· May 26

They taste like a rocket pop. So dangerous.

Smirnoff ice, red, white and berry alcoholic drink in a red white and blue case

Chance@2ndchance· May 24

Also I hope you feel better. I use Lidocaine spray a lot when it acts up prior to my procedure as the pain becomes worse. You may want to try it.

Aspercreme Lidocaine spray in a yellow can with blue top

Chance@2ndchance· May 20

😋

Creamy Mediterranean chicken pasta dinner in white bowl on wood table

Chance@2ndchance· May 20

Mine just bullies me into giving him everything he wants.

Chance with a red t-shirt wrapped around his neck for protection with General, an African Grey Parrot on his shoulder, biding his time to lull me into a false sense of security so he can bite me.

Chance@2ndchance· May 14

Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore in a light blue t -shirt speaking into an intercom at his girlfriend yelling the phrase you’re a terrible teacher. “I saw the finger paintings you brought home…they suck”

Chance@2ndchance· May 12

He doesn’t care about maternal deaths or anyone for that matter. Only himself. Your talk of saving the lives of women bores him. Bores him to sleep! If everyone in that room just dropped dead he would be happier for it. Fact.

Woman staring at trump while he snores during a conference.

Rapist dreaming of raping children and wanting everyone around him to shut up so he can talk about himself

Chance@2ndchance· May 11

If you’re seeing this skeet an old Photo of you that you still love

Chance at an Irish pub in FL wearing a navy t shirt

Chance@2ndchance· May 10

I love a good snapping turtle 🐢 lol

Chance holding his pet snapping turtle in blue track pants and a grey t shirt

Chance’s pet snapping turtle playing in the back yard. (By playing I mean looking for someone to bite)

Chance looking at his pet snapping turtle while contemplating his life decisions. This turtle was the size of a quarter when I got him. He is two years old in this picture.

Chance@2ndchance· May 9

Me: My life’s on track The track:

Chance’s life disguised as a broken train track

Chance@2ndchance· May 9

lol. I forgot to add the pic 🤦🏻‍♂️

Gingerbread man with strawberry frosting hair

Chance@2ndchance· May 8

The chance of eating all these cherry strudels are low, but never zero

Chance@2ndchance· May 7

Chance@2ndchance· May 6

What I spend my money on.

Order confirmation for 5 stickers. Total. 3 blue and white “I’m psychotic“ stickers from the movie Johnny Dangerously and 2 black and white “ski mask” stickers

Chance@2ndchance· May 2

You can’t tell me it’s not the same person

The deez nuts guy incognito in a black hat and black t shirt

Jermaine Dupri incognito as the “deez nuts guy” in black t shirt and white coat

Chance@2ndchance· May 2

Love Topsy!

Topsy from Tom and Jerry on his way to kick some ass

Chance@2ndchance· May 1

I can’t believe it’s getting down to 35° and 33° over the next two nights. I have to bring the palm trees in, ffs!

Two palm trees enjoying spring weather but apparently nothing good lasts forever

Chance@2ndchance· May 1

We were living in weird times back then

Phil Collins in a MTV music video called land of confusion

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 30

😳 wait, what?!

Front of a building with a sign that says show girls in a white truck

Front of a building that says show girls thousands of beautiful girls and three ugly ones

Part of a sign that says show girls, thousands of beautiful girls and three ugly ones and pink and purple and white

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 26

Mediterranean chicken meatballs with tzatziki, Greek salad and naan bread. The meatballs came out really good.

Mediterranean meatballs, tzatziki Greek salad and naan bread and a white bowl

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 22

America witnessing trumps government in real time.

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 22

Your eyes are the color of the Atlantic after a storm

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 21

Never underestimate a good homemade chicken Parm

Chicken Parmesan with thin spaghetti, ricotta cheese, and fresh basil

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 19

At my nephew’s first art show with him and his brother and his mother decided to take a picture of us while I had a mouth full of nachos from the snack table 🥴😂 So proud of him!

Chance in black shirt with jeans next to his nephew in a yellow sweatshirt and his brother (the star of the show ) in a black long sleeve shirt.

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 15

If you haven’t tried these you should. Cherry lime is my fav but there’s other options. It may look like a creamsicle style in the picture but it’s not. Pure popsicle through and through.

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 14

Marta Suaréz just drafted 16th overall by the Valkyrie and is my second favorite player behind CC #WNBA #WNBADRAFT

Marta Suaréz in long brown hair and wearing her old California uniform in blue and yellow

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 10

I love this kind of cooking. I made my first bread pudding last month. (Blueberry)

My first ever batch of blueberry bread pudding that came out too delicious for my waistline.

Chance@2ndchance· Apr 9

General trying to hide the peanut I gave him.