Justin Maxwell

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Obsessed w/Roland acid since 1994. Founded a startup. Used to be a designer, PM, techno/electro producer & other stuff elizabeth holmes told me to quit with dignity and i didn't and now she is in jail code404.com Posts autodeleted every week or so

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Justin Maxwell@303· 25d

Not sure how to categorize my cat on lighterpack

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 14

This is why the FutureRetro Vectra is something I can’t let go of Nine different envelope shapes is just so forward-thinking and I want it on all my synthesizers

FutureRetro vectra manual showing nine different envelope shapes

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 13

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, the Roland TB-303?

A bunch of synthesizers. Mainly three or threes.

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 10

This is the most exciting thing in iOS 27

Scrubbing playhead on head on CarPlay. Which android had 3 years ago

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 4

Happy 4th of July. Despite what you’ve heard, THESE colors don’t run

Ford f150 with a honk if you’re horny sticker

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 3

my goddddddddd i missed macpod. thanks for that paulstretch news bc i'm going to be in a timestretch hole all day

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 3

paulstretch is awesome but macpod has been my not-secret-anymore weapon since 1999. @jeanpaul.bsky.social and i had a very special evening of mushrooms, macpod, th0nk+, and nasa documentaries that fueled some of our best volsoc sound design

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 3

after yesterday, @realinfowars.bsky.social @theonion.com gets my $99/year to continue. should have done this months ago. @timheidecker.bsky.social has been one of my favorite people in the universe since TGttM/2024 and having him as the new face of infowars brings me joy

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 2

My bleepy box is back from the tweak adjustment provider

Michigan Synthworks LRB-303, a tb303 clone

Justin Maxwell@303· Jul 2

@wordstern.bsky.social’s new jam opened today jaifatigue.com shirts merch etc for people tired of all the stuff

screenshot of margo's website that says humans making designs for humans to benefit other humans

Justin Maxwell@303· Jun 13

Use food to show where you grew up

i am sorry but i'm not saying what it is because iykyk. it's an incredibly ugly weird ice cream cake with an upside down cone for a nose and two cookies with frosting for eyes. i realize i've failed you, screenreaders, but i appreciate your grace on this one.

a marshmallow fluff and peanut butter sandwich

Justin Maxwell@303· Mar 23

Last day up in the mountains for the winter weekends and I already miss it. I’m sad even typing this post. This is the view of the dardanelles when leaving bear valley.

Photo of the Dardanelles in California. Snow and rock. And trees. Sorry that’s all I’ve got in my fatigued brain for alt text tonight.

Justin Maxwell@303· Mar 15

Update

A very chonky screw screwdriver with a steel shaft and wooden handle with the word “snow” written on it

Justin Maxwell@303· Mar 8

This is in the Airbnb that I’m staying in, and I don’t understand the consequences of pressing this button.

A device with two USB ports that says USTA wheelchair tennis

Justin Maxwell@303· Mar 8

Sierra cement today but the kids had a 45 minute snowball fight

Photograph of a splitboard stuck in the snow with two kids in the background

Justin Maxwell@303· Mar 5

I don’t think I’ve ever captured a more perfect example of how shitty iOS has become.

Strava description dialogue with its AutoCorrect suggesting that I correct the word Wendy to the word Nguyen because I guess I worked with someone named Wendy Nguyen 14 years ago and for some reason that’s still in my address book that apparently I’m supposed to maintain myself because otherwise it will show up in AutoCorrect for no apparent fucking reason because someone at apple thought that was a good idea

Justin Maxwell@303· Feb 28

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A terro ant trap, catching ants in my pantry

Justin Maxwell@303· Feb 16

I order my fancy shit every few months and deliberately do not want to know how much this would cost at a normal grocery store

Justin Maxwell@303· Feb 13

Yeah ok that’s brilliant

Jimmy Kimmel proposes that we rename the Epstein files to the Trump Epstein files

Justin Maxwell@303· Feb 10

AI will never replace the team at Toto who decided to compare the new model of the toilet that sprays water at your undercarriage with the northern lights.

Email from Toto toilet bidet about a new model named after the northern lights.

Email from Toto toilet bidet about a new model named after the northern lights. This screen is about the technical capabilities

Justin Maxwell@303· Jan 24

Hi Internet friends. A now-unwelcome contractor did something really great and put drywall over the corner of the cabinet. If I open this cabinet, it will now tear into the drywall. Residential construction is not one of my special skills. Do I modify the ceiling or do I modify the door? How?

A picture of a cabinet door and a slanted ceiling. The corner of the cabinet door is covered by drywall.

Justin Maxwell@303· Oct 27

correct. still my favorite, still terrible.