search it up, lamestain

only one way they can go

evergreen "defense" of the Democratic Party: actually useless and worthless, whose Senate Minority (and ex- and perhaps future-Majority) Leader shouldn't be understood as relevant in any way.

you, unironically trying to explain Starmer, after he's already lost:

"one PAC of Jewish Americans"

I can understand the jauntiness as kind of a naive, hopeful approach to dealing with a friend's suicidal tendencies and/or drug abuse... but then: 🤯

🤔

Reading about the SpaceEx IPO and thinking about what we could do if money were actually real...

the bad team could do neon while the good team does pastels

probably in the upper 20% skill level in admin policy at this point

all I can think about when i hear about calzones

It's such a strange and obvious lie today, but also even more ludicrous in the coming weeks.

when they go low we go high

emerging Trump doctrine for a hypothetical WW3 (pre-nukes)

🤔 the only living Cosmist in on the wiki page. Bot may have a point.

I never really noticed how the rest of them were dressed.

😮‍💨

It's 1997. A batman movie misses the mark. It's 2016. A batman movie misses the mark It's 2026. All that LLMs know about batman movies is how they're shit without Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny Devito, or Jack Nicholson.

If you know the right people, they'll actually pay you to publish your Tesla job application

The "state police" car was overturned before someone put a beach chair out behind it. Possible police were called to, and failed to suppress, an unrelated riot and the Devonian Man-fish just showed up at the wrong time with his girlfriend

People say things like this all the time and all they mean is they're glad Kamala kept standing by the most 'moral' issue for them (continuing genocide) even if it meant she lost.

no SOTU, only scritches