Matthew James Didier

@3rdyork

Left-of-centre Canadian, Autistic, 1812 Reenactor, French/Welsh/Scots/Métis heritage (the disliked Eastern Métis so that & a bus ticket & I can ride the subway) IT pro since '87. MSC World Europa is my dream 2nd home. I'll do my best to amuse. He/Him/It

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Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· 14d

If you're Canadian, you likely understand this...

Two frame thing from Twitter. The top frame shows the image where a British spy in WWII Germany gave away his cover by holding up three fingers incorrectly (in Germany) to order three drinks. There is a quote from the original image - below - stating "on the 401 heading south" as the image and statement gave away the post is likely not from a Canadian or anywhere near legitimate, as it shows a moving van and U-Haul trailer, and on the back of the trailer, in what appears to be red spray paint, are the words, "Bye Canada! 4 more taxpayers Not funding your bad ideas!" The commenting text says, "Friends from Toronto sent me this. Apparently this was seen on the 401 heading south this past week." The 401 rather famously in much of Canada and all of Ontario is well known to be an East/West highway.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· 19d

I wonder if Mr. Noth knows about the software kill switch in the F-35 that Canada will hopefully NOT buy.

Political Comic: Two men in business suits are looking at a line of fighter jets. One chap says, "The enemies of America will know that we mean business when we sell them a fleet of these sweet babies."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· 24d

Just so we know the area Temu {Election of 2020 LOSER} Ceaușescu feels Canada should be "raking" up. There are roughly 880 wildfires burning in Canada total. 190 of those are in Ontario. If anyone thinks this is a "quick fix", feel free to "quick fix" climate change and we'll get right on it.

Map of Ontario's Forest Regions... with a shadow-map of Texas overtop for scale for Americans... You can fit 1 and a half Texases into Ontario and still have room for Long Island in there in terms of square miles/kilometres... but sure, we'll start raking up shortly.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· 24d

Gleaned from Reddit...

From Reddit's r/AntiTrumpAlliance...

A Florida airport is officially named for Trump. If you fly from DJT to Sioux City Iowa your ticket will say DJT-SUX.

With the post is an image (sorry, it's AI generated,) of a bag with a luggage tag saying, "DJT SUX".

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· 26d

Two images, top and bottom... Top image is Syrio Forel from Game of Thrones, posed with a broken sword on the attack, with the caption, "What do we say to the god of death?", the lower image is from Monty Python's The Holy Grail where the plague cart driver is picking up the dead. In the scene, a man tries to load a not-quite-dead-yet fellow into the cart, and the man protests... and the caption, from the not-quite-dead chap is, "I don't want to go on the cart!"

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jul 6

I think one of the reasons I like Jeff Douglas' "We Are Canadian!" video is that at one point, he shows a famed image from the Oka Crisis as he rants out, "ARE WE PERFECT? NO!" while the rest of the video is pretty "Woohoo! CANADA!" Canadians know we're not perfect and that's okay. When we screw up, we try to do better next time. No one calls the FIFA president to demand the removal of the "red card" so we don't look like we're no #1... just sayin'.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jul 2

Now, unless his next words were, "...and straight into my pocket. Why involve a middle-man?", I would take this as seriously as when I tell you that THIS will be the year I swear off desserts.

Photo of war criminal and convicted corrupt fraudster, Bibi NetinYahoo-oo! with the headline, "Netenyahu announces that he want to end US aid to Israel".

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jul 1

Well, I missed that... granted, wasn't looking for it... but now, will see nothing but... granted, I never attended the American school system, so I have that excuse.

Another screencap from Twitter about Trump's silly Golden Eagle attached to the Whitehouse like a leftover from the Wehrmacht... USe @dyllyp noticed... "11 stars for the Confederate states instead of 13 for the original colonies is a detail most Americans won't notice because of our public school system."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 30

Yeah, I'm not alone... Via Insta...

Via The.Droobie - Images of Temu Ceaușescu's eagle... and underneath, indeed, a Wehrmacht gold eagle... and yeah, they are close in their look... his verbiage is, "Pretty hard to NOT ZEE the resemblance."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 30

Just sayin'...

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 30

Every time this turdwaffle does crap like this, I see the images of the fall of Berlin in WWII and watching the soldiers gleefully toppling the old symbolic statues and such...

A screencap from Temu Ceaușescu's Twitter showing a gaudy gold eagle thing stapled onto the side of the White House... very Wehrmacht reminiscent...

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 30

Two completely unrelated - at least according to The (current) Premier of Alberta, Mildred Gillars, and the other separatists out there - news stories presented as "number one and two" on my browser's Google News page.

Screenshot from my web browser showing Google News... top two stories... "A heat wave is set to scorch much of Canada..." Second right below that? "Alberta to unveil West Coast pipeline proposal on Thursday..."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 29

Well, when you THINK about it...

Photo of a dairy shelf somewhere with "1776 Aged Cheddar" on sale at $6.99 each... packaged in red, white, or blue... packaging resembles stars... sign says, "Product of U.K".

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 29

Screenshot from Twitter via @MiddleAgeRiot... "Russia - 'Trump is my bitch.', Israel - 'No, Trump is my bitch.', Iran - 'No, Trump is my bitch.", Algae in the reflecting pool - 'No...'"

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 28

So, looking at the scores in the World Cup today, I'm guessing Elon "Failure at the Goth Clubs" Musk will be calling Temu Ceaușescu to threaten making us the 51st state again or worse?

South Park Still... from Canada... during a celebration where the text says, "It's a great day for Canada, and therefore the world."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 17

My morning LOL today (so far)...

Screen cap from Reddit... r/signs ... it's a photo of a weird billboard that reads, "Jesus is the answer... no matter what the question." and user NativeMasshole responded rightly with, "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 13

Do NOT go on their New Year's Eve cruise... I mean, you'll be evidence of those who did not learn from history...

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 8

Former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien... still got it.

Grabbed from Reddit's r/ehbuddyhoser... Screencap of CBC News Live of the swearing in of the new Governor General of Canada... Former Prime Minister Jean Chretien is being interviewed....

"When you look at the polls, Canadians have never been more united. Thank you to Donald Trump for that. I should propose him for the Order of Canada, but I cannot succeed. Do you know why?" CBC Reported: "He's not Canadian?" Chretien: "Because we don't give it to a person who has a criminal record."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 8

So either 25,000 random suckers will get a passport that screams, "Hey, foreign land! Look! It's the asshole you hate we elected twice! Say thank you for my visit!" or worse, 25,000 idiots will apply to have that privilege on purpose.

Screencap from Twitter... Via Pubity... "A limited-edition Donald Trump passport is being released to celebrate America's 250th anniversary. Complete with Trump's signature in golden lettering. Only around 25,000 are being printed." and accompanying this is a photo of the offensive document complete with an image of feckface's face on the inside image. It's quite grotesque.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Jun 6

Three panel image meme-ish thing. The top panel features a new(?) item about KitKat releasing a bar with "no straight lines" for Pride Month... they are, actually straight, but not neatly lined up... ANYWAY,next panel shows a Redditor who responds, "I think they meant no parallel lines, because those are still straight." The next panel is a scene from Month Python and The Holy Grail in which Arthur has just shown Sir Bedevere how to tell is a woman is a witch (by weighing her against a duck... long story...) to which Bedevere asks, and is shown asking, "Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?"

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· May 23

As do we all, love... as do we all.

Screencap from Twitter: User "amay.100" posts an image of an elderly, unwell, orange man in front of a podium... oh wait! That's the current president of those United States! Anyway, the quote above this is, "A gorilla names Koko passed the same cognitive test that Trump took. Koko didn't brag about it." User "turbofunk_" replies, "i wish koko were our president"

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· May 14

The Rat Lickers are starting early this time...

Image from Reddit... A Polymarket item was shared by a user about a potential Hantavirus pandemic in 2026 rating a 14%possibility... The sharing user states, "I saw a post on Facebook about how the Hantavirus is a side effect of the COVID-19 vaccine that everyone was dumb enough to take when that virus broke out. Now I can rest assured knowing I never took any vaccine and wouldn't have to quarantine when this turns into another pandemic! I'll be out partying while vaccine loving junkies will suffer yet again."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Apr 19

Screenshot from Marine Traffic... MSC Euribia is safe and almost in port in Oman.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Apr 17

Godspeed, Euribia... Safe home for all aboard.

Marine traffic screenshot showing MSC Euribia sailing finally from Dubai en route to Muscat through the Strait of Hormuz... She's literally just underway. MSC offered to ferry stranded sailors home... Let's hope that's what she's doing.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Apr 13

Modelled on myself during my first ever hangover.

Via Instagram... Via @caybluestocking... an online ad for a "Gothic ooak full body male mourning crying doll victorian" for sixty quid... and it is a baby doll, in black, that more resembles a middle aged man with a brutal hangover with puffed eyes and pulled down chin to affect a frown... It is
.. Awful.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Apr 10

Oh my God! Fellow Canadians! With an endorsement like this, surely we have lost Alberta from our fair dominion!

From Twitter: Rob Schneider, former 'comedian' and failed funnyman tweets: "I officially RECOGNIZE the NEW INDEPENDENT NATION of ALBERTA and its separation from The People's Republic of Canada and the socialist morons in Ottawa."

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Apr 6

Okay, is this a Starfleet upgrade, or downgrade? (Via Reddit)

A recreational vehicle on a road, painted grey/silver with a similar lettering to what we see on The Starship Enterprise variant A and forwards, saying the RV is The Enterprise B.... with Starfleet logos and insignia also painted/decalled on.

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Apr 5

It's important to remind yourself, especially today, that he died for your sins...

Still from the Crucifixion scene from "The Life of Brian"

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Mar 21

Being an aviation nut/nerd/obsessed geek, been reading up on that F-35 that's now no longer serviceable after it did it's thing over Iran and... well... isn't this a pretty looking thing? Looks a lot like a CF-19 Snow Griffin, don't it?

Saab Gripen E Fighter in flight over a snowy landscape, painted with a Canadian Flag livery...

Matthew James Didier@3rdyork· Mar 20

"Hello, Prime Minister Carney? Yeah, the Saab executives have set-up a Canadian bank account and are hiring staff and Mélanie says they have a champagne bottle on ice right now..."