Trashy McTrashface

@416raccoon

A raccoon in Toronto. Socialist, anti-Capitalist, anti-racist, Intersectional Feminist. Carpenter. HAES: no body shaming. Non-breeding, pansexual, she/her. Street name: Sauceface.

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Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· 19d

I see your majestic throw pillow of a cat and offer you this:

A tuxedo cat sitting in front of a TV. He’s cocking his head to one side as he is fascinated by, and struggling to understand the meerkats on the screen.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· May 18

My cat has a bear.

A tuxedo cat, draped over a large teddy bear, asleep. The bear is flattened and its fur kind of mottled from the cat lying on it so much.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· May 4

Me and the crew rolling up to the MET Gala.

A photo of three raccoons. Two are standing upright; the one on the left is wearing a huge string of pearls and a little top hat. The one on the right is wearing pearls and diamond necklace and a kind of twill bonnet thing. The third one is on all fours in front of the other two, wearing a string of pearls and a little frown on its head. To be fair these three are probably taxidermies but it captures a vibe that i really like.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Apr 27

That’s better.

A screenshot of the user muting the word/tag “clavicular.” The duration of muting is “forever.”

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Apr 10

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Apr 7

I haven’t been to church* over Easter in ages, but it was worth it. *as a recovering catholic, i never felt anything in an actual church service, but good, loud, screaming live music is where my soul truly comes alive. (Don’t worry Falco , I wear earplugs!) #McLusky #Toronto

McLusky playing at Mod Club in Toronto, with a guest bassist.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Mar 18

Crypto’s true believers demand to be taken seriously.

A picture of all of the villains from the Powerpuff Girls, including Mojo Jojo, HIM, the Gangrene Gang, the Rowdy Rough Boys, Fuzzy Lumpkins, and Princess Morbucks.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Mar 18

If you have one of these bottle openers, you can use it against the lip of the jar to break the seal.

An old fashioned bottle opener, with a rounded end for opening drinks and a pointed end of puncturing tins.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Mar 13

One of my most used Simpsons quotes is this one, because more than anything I just want people to get to the point and I married in to a family of meandering storytellers.

Milhouse, who is lying on the floor watching TV, slams his fist and demands “When are they going to get to the fireworks factory?” He’s watching the Poochie debut episode with Lisa, Bart, and Nelson. Everyone seems unimpressed with Poochie.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Mar 7

I see your napping dog and raise you a snoozing cat:

A tuxedo cat sleeping in the top bed of a tower. His face is buried into the bedding. The bedding on the other side of his platform is pushed down below the base because this is the side he leans over to look out the window and he smushes it down with his elbows. But for now, he naps.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Feb 28

A rabbit nibbling some overgrown grass. It’s sitting on the edge of a garden with orange and red flowers growing behind it. Remember summer? It’ll come back soon and then we can see little bunny rabbits again.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Feb 24

A meme of Lisa Simpson standing in front of a white board. The white board says “Landlording is not employment income, it is investment income. If you rely on stealing your tenant’s labour value (through rent) to survive, you are a societal parasite. Being a landlord IS NOT A JOB.”

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Feb 7

Here you can see most of em!

A tuxedo cat lying on his back with all four feet in the air.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Feb 7

Look at this sleepy guy.

A close-up of a tuxedo cat. He is sleeping on his side with one paw out, and another paw draped over his face, shielding his eyes.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Jan 12

A lot of things are horrible and bad, but here is a little cat with a sore paw that can only be cured by a shot of whipped cream.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Nov 23

I also went to look at the bear statue. It’s like 20 ft tall and on a 12 foot pedestal. It is indeed cool as hell.

A photo of a huge bronze statue of a bear. The bear is sitting like a person on a huge throne, with her paws on the arms of the chair, claws dangling over the front edges of the arms. There are condo towers in the background.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Nov 23

Some nice mushrooms today. @lukelukeluke.bsky.social

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Nov 16

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

A meme of two pictures. The first is a hand-written sign in the door of a grocery store that says “REMEMBER YOU’RE SHOPPING BAGS”. The second picture is a screenshot of Jimbo Jones in the Quick-E-Mart. He’s speaking and the caption reads “I’m shopping bags?”

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Oct 30

Halloween is what’s listed as my cat’s birthday on his papers, probably because that’s the day he was picked up off the streets of North Bay. They estimated he was 3 years old. But honestly being a Scorpio is very on-brand for him and he is a little monster sometimes and VERY PASSIONATE.

A tuxedo cat lying down sleeping. He’s on his side on a pile of blankets and his paws are tucked up around his ridiculously cute face for maximum cozy.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Oct 22

Could be worse

A picture of products at a tradeshow. The items are CONDIMENT COW and CONDIMENT SOW. They are plastic wall-mounted cow and pig that have condiment dispensers shaped like nippled hanging out of their stomachs. You seem to have to milk them like an udder to put the condiments ln your food products. The cow and pig are extremely happy to be in this position; it’s unsettling.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Oct 22

Spotted in Leslieville

A halloween decoration of a tombstone featuring a skull with glowing red eyes. The monument reads “I DID MY OWN RESEARCH”

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Oct 21

Toronto right now:

A screenshot of Viagra Boys’ music video for their song “Sports.” The singer is shirtless and heavily tattooed and wearing sunglasses. He’s recreating a post-game locker room press interview; sitting on a bench with various microphones held in front of him. The caption reads SPORTS.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Oct 8

I got this as a souvenir. Yes, it has a little clip to hold an actual developed picture from film, if that’s any indication of when i went 😆

A sculpture of a cartoonish man squatting to poop on an elevated platform over a stone wall of a pigpen. A cheeky pig is peeking out from below, seemingly happy to be shit on. The man has one hand on his knee. The elbow of his other on his other knee and his hand cups his chin thoughtfully as he poops.

The backside of the statue: you see the man’s cartoonish bum hovering over a squat toilet opening. You can also see his balls dangling prominently below him as he hovers over the toilet in a squat position.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Sep 28

Ezra Klein right now:

A screenshot from the Simpsons, where a number of characters are in the bottom of a very deep hole. The caption reads: “How are we going to get out of here?” “…We’ll dig our way out!” There is a pause, and someone else says, “No, no. Dig UP, stupid.”

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Sep 27

Happy Caturday! Here is my cat, watching meerkats.

A tuxedo cat, sitting in front of a TV. His head is tilted inquisitively at a 90-degree angle as he watches meerkats on the screen.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Sep 16

The best way to look out the window is to let your tummy hang.

A tuxedo cat looking intently out of a window. His hind legs are in the top of a cat tree, and his front legs are planted on the window sill. The cat’s body is elongated and his middle hangs over the edge of the cat tree and dangles over the gap created between the two platforms.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Sep 11

This guy sums it up nicely:

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Aug 16

This one’s for you, @fartsjohnson.bsky.social

A graffiti mural featuring Garfield, Odie, and Jon. Garfield is on the left, sliding down the building, claws out, looking over his shoulder, with a can of spraypaint held in his tail. Odie is in the middle, standing with a can of spraypaint in his mouth. Jon is standing on the right facing the other two and pointing at them with an open-mouth smile.

Trashy McTrashface@416raccoon· Aug 13

We did it a lot growing up, back when microwave cookbooks were super common. Also, you can make pretty good rice in a microwave using one of those classic ceramic casserole dishes. Not as good as a rice cooker but way better than on the stovetop. We had this baby: