Turmut Hoer

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Now zum deloights in 'aymakin' an' zum they vancies mow-w-w-win', but of all the jobs as Oi loik best gi'e Oi the turmut 'oein'

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Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· 17d

it fucken warmdy

A red fox panting and looking knackered. (The grass it is on is green, for context, I don't think it is dying in a heatwave.)

Image searching 'hot fox' on the internet was internet was an unwary thing to do this early in the day.

Image credit: @alexlynchwildlife on Instagram

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· 23d

The new factually correct AI Odyssey film looks fucken lit 💯

A still from the video for the song America: What Time is Love? by The KLF Monochrome: a robed figure on a tiny islet faces us. High contrast clouds and a still sea set the scene. In the background is a Viking long ship, seemingly aground.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· 26d

I see yer da is putting up posters for his new experimental electronica CD.

A railway station poster advising of Soil Moisture Deficit, where the earthworks dry out and leave the track in an uneven condition. This is illustrated with a photo showing uneven track due to dried out earthworks.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· 27d

Mad Max-ass dieselpunk contraption

A steam ploughing engine which was late in its working life converted to diesel power. Where one would expect to see a chimney and cylinder block there is instead a war-surplus (in a manner of speaking) Daimler-Benz diesel engine and water radiator. These have been plonked atop the boiler barrel. The effect looks decidedly home brewed. The whole affair has an unrestored look with a generous patina of wear in evidence.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· 29d

The Bluesky Ladies of a Certain Age* - (any some men) - are having a bit of a moment, once again, about Disney's animated Robin Hood being something of a dish. Any Bluesky Men of a Certain Age** - (or women) - have a thing about Miss Bianca from Disney's The Rescuers back in the day? *38 **38

Miss Bianca - a glamourous cartoon mouse - from the 1977 Disney animated film The Rescuers. She is somewhat anthropomorphic and is clad mostly in her native grey fur accessorised with some garments in a deep pink colour.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jul 17

The most literal version of this I have seen. Copyright: Sarah Andersen.

Six panel black and white cartoon.
Top four panels: Adopting a Dog. The subject of the cartoon goes to the rescue centre, meets a happy dog, signs the papers, takes the dog to their forever home to the delight of both of them.

Bottom two panels: Adopting a Cat. The subject is minding their own business when suddenly a cat explodes into their life for no adequately explained reason. In this case it literally falls through the ceiling.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jul 15

Hydration break

Black and white 1960s image. A British Railways English Electric Type 4 diesel locomotive somewhere in northwest England or southwest Scotland. It is taking on water on the move from a trough between the rails.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jul 13

“Verify your age” Dropping of King Kong's fingers at yer nan's, followed by screaming when confronted with these horrors.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jul 4

Not strictly on topic but this is my fave. SQL-heads will know...

The UK Companies House website. A company has been created whose name is a humourous attempt at SQL injection.

"; DROP TABLE "COMPANIES";-- LTD"

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jun 30

You Suffer by Napalm Death

Journalism image. Title: what will be Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's first dance song?

Also included is a picture of the smiling soon-to-be-weds.

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jun 29

Drop a cop

Photo: Trainspotters, Clapham Junction, 1979. © Dmitri Kasterine.

Three boys scan the area behind the photographer, notebooks in hand. Monochrome image.

My best guess is that they are on platform 7 - the London-bound West of England Line platform, at the London end. The Windsor Line platforms curve away in the background. In the far distance stabled rolling stoick can be seen between the two lines.

My joke? A "cop" is trainspotter slang for seeing a locomotive (or other item of rolling stock) that one has not previously seen.

Sample usage: "I copped a Slim Jim on the up Exeter, 33201."

Image from this article: https://thelondoncolumn.com/2012/10/25/trainspotters-photo-dmitri-kasterine-text-andrew-martin/

Turmut Hoer@4u5t0· Jun 27

Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear... I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?