I got this door hanger from a right wing PAC in WI yesterday.

Elmer after his dental cleaning and extractions. He laid in the car for half an hour when we got home because I definitely can’t lift him.

I successfully used a brontosaurus leg as a distraction.

Billie Bowling Ball was diagnosed with diabetes last week. She’ll be 17 in August. She’s the most unflappable cat I’ve ever had and is doing just fine, although I have to pretend her new kibble is treats for her to eat it. #Caturday

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Last night.

Elmer agrees.

Cracker crust is not real pizza.

I have one just like that! Billie Bowling Ball. I was told that she’s actually a “Torbie”, which is a tortoiseshell-tabby, because calicos don’t have stripes in their patches.

Hope Elmer can cheer you up.

Same, but I’m not watching TV.

If I get disappeared, this response to a text survey should be used as a clue.

Happy Birthday, Cup! Willy turned 21 this year. He had peas and cheese.

Elmy has seen enough (sound up).

Elmer your Uber driver. I know the costume doesn’t look like much, but it was hella expensive.

I’m honing my skills at making ciabatta. I’m def not a baker but this one thing I can bake.

This is what happens when Elmer’s grandma comes to the park with us…

I had a Ned-like girl. She rolled up her sleeves further than Ned though.

Literally none of this is true.

Dude, we already knew they were both dicks, but they sound like a couple of adolescent-minded pussy bitches.

Ok but that’s my dog. V handsome.

Go for it, Blue!

Is Mike Johnson silent?

Elizabeth Warren or Chris Murphy. Chris doesn’t have a bobblehead in the National Bobblehead Museum, though.

My Peebs while I was panicking because I couldn’t find her anywhere.

Was there last week. The water is too cold still.

Visited the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame & Museum today.

Just changed the bottom of the birbcage…