Fun fact: when Taco Cabana bought out Sombrero Rosa, they just cut the top off the sombreros. We all called them Baño Rosa after that.

A friend of mine got a pizza rocker and now I feel insecure about the size of my ulu.

When you really appreciate them, whatever the size.

"Hey, we match!" said the lady waiting for the bus as I walked to the train station. "We'd make a great fruit salad", I said. I hereby declare Neighborhood Fruit Shirt Day.

No cheating, post your lock screen.

Classic whodunit structure. The crime. The implausible denial. The tearful confession.

I can't think of a group of people less willing to "listen to the teacher because she's the teacher" than folks with advanced degrees. I can't I think of a group of people less likely to think history is a sweeping morality play than academic historians. Kelaidis is tilting at straw windmills.

@devononearth.bsky.social @theabigailthorn.bsky.social @postoctobrist.bsky.social A gift in the spirit of Truck Season.

hold up

Oh no. He's discovered my terrible secret.

How your email finds me.

Tired: side pony Inspired: front pony

My fridge. I will not be taking questions at this time.

"How dare the judge who supervises grand juries supervise a grand jury!"

Literally doing this

Also ☕☕☕

Brooklinen: unicorn of sheets.

Big news, I'm about to be rich.

Definitely my kid.