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SkyFuneral@aaronmk· 6d

PISSSPROUT - "Celestia Murphy! Don't mean to cause a kerfuffle. We were thinkin' of making some truly mazza additions to it, we're looking to make a mare especially cheezed." www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3874003 #mlp #mlpg5 #discoelysium #digitalart #art #crossover

Sprout Cloverleaf from the fifth generation of MLP drawn like Pissf****t from Disco Elysium. He's a red stallion with blonde hair. He's wearing a dark-brown colored coat in front of an abstract background

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PISSSPROUT - Noticing the two of you standing behind them, the second of the younger stallions stops and turns to you: "Celestia Murphy! Don't mean to cause a kerfuffle but we're just checking out this serious top-left moto-chariot here. We were thinkin' of making some truly mazza additions to it, we're looking to make a mare especially cheezed."
DETECTIVE LUNA - "That *seriously top-left moto-chariot* you're looking at is the property of the MCM. We take any threats to our property seriously. Can we help you?"
PISSSPROUT - "Oh geez, sorry officers. We didn't mean anything by it. We uh-"

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· 6d

The Engineer, is Engiheer

"Instead of producing shells in an efficient and streamline fashion, the pricey machines kept failing in bizarre debt ass. The robot arms would swing out of control, smashing into carefully calibrated equipment, and sometimes they would unexpectedly drop hunks of steel 5 feet down to the floor. The factory's signature device, meant to precisely stretch the steel for the artillery shells, instead often cracked it beyond repair. Then there were the giant press machines, which required regular pounding with a sledgehammer to function properly but still botches the shaping of nearly every shell. "We really didn't have any standardized practice," said Quantel White, a former employee. "It was just a bunch of guys taking turns going at the machine with a sledgehammer every night." To workers, even the factory buildings themselves came to feel doomed, with qc is smoke hanging in 100-degree heat over foundations seemingly sinking into the earth.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· 7d

HITCH THE WORLD - "Oh, wagwan alaykum don't mind us we're just mossin' admiring this splendid veh-hickle." #mlp #mlpg5 #discoelysium #digitalart #art #fanart #crossoverart www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3873280

Orange stallion smiling at the viewer. He has blue-ish hair and is wearing a black coat with an orange-red shirt. He is posed in front of a hazy abstract background. Based on the portrait of Fuck The World from Disco Elysium

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HITCH THE WORLD - The young stallion sits low admiring the wheels of Detective Luna’s motorchariot. On his leather jack is written in crude block stitch: “HITCH THE WORLD”. He talks to his partner not yet aware of your presence, “This would make an excellent skullwagon, aboki. We’d be ballin’ up in this once I wrap it in green dragon print fam.” As you and your partner’s shadows draw up over him in the cold evening air he pauses, turning to you: “Oh, wagwan alaykum don’t mind us we’re just mossin’ admiring this splendid veh-hickle.”
COMPOSURE [medium:success] - It’s unknown to you how you don’t break out and immediately make fun of him. But you manage to keep yourself together. You know without a doubt Luna is.
HALF-LIGHT [challenging:success] - Despite your stature you can run these hosers for their shit. They’re too baby faced for these streets. Those jackets too new. Their mothers must have sewn those slogans into them. You don’t need to have to lay hooves on them to merk them. They’re looking for someone to show them what’s for.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jul 11

Was on a trip to NYC a couple weeks ago and was there. Not a small chance this is the same bird lol

Victoria Pigeon with bright red eyes. It is blue

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jul 8

#photography #abstract #newyorkcity www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/...

An abstract photo, predominately blue on top and orange on bottom. Light smears vertical along the shot. Taken somewhere between Times Square and Chelsea in the evening. The image is smeared by intentionally leaving the exposure on too long and moving the camera around after having held it at something, the ghosts of buildings and trees can be seen through the noise

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jul 7

Full sized: www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... #photography #newyorkcity #cityscape

Manhattan Skyline as seen between two buildings on Governor's Island in New York City. The sky is partly cloudy but bright. It's a panoramic photo so long

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jul 4

#photography #bridge #newyorkcity #newyork #water #lake

Wooden bridge over a body of water. Central Park, New York City (it's the Oak Bridge)

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 29

The full 5,000x8,000 image can be viewed here www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... #photography #newyorkcity #cityscapephotography

One World Trade Center, NYC. Shiny and blue on a clear day

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 29

Staten Island Ferry #photography #newyorkcity

Three people look out over the Hudson Bay on their way to or from Staten Island

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 28

#train #photography #newyork

MTA trains for Jersey and Long Island all lined up neat and orderly in Hudson Yard

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 27

So I went to New York City (So I took like 800 photos OKAY most are going elsewhere to amuse my family but I am posting what I like the most for the public and I'm just going to drip them out) #photography #skyline #city #boat #ferry

Groups of people framed up in a door and window on the Staten Island Ferry on the way back to Manhattan. The skyscrapers loom in the distance as everyone gazes and ponders the city on the orange deck of the free and public ferry. They are photographed from behind. It's a very nice day out

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 27

So I went to New York City #photography

Facade of 450 W33rd St. Glass panels with the distorted reflections of what's around it. Taken at a bit of a Dutch angle.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 26

Fuck it, I know these are clownish but I'll indulge

Britmonkey 2020 politics quiz result. A silly thing but fuck it.

Woke axis:
80% woke vs 20% Chud
Tech axis
36% techbro vs 64% Neo-Luddite
Hope axis
38% Hopepilled vs 62% Doomer
Davos axis
69% (nice) Davos 31% Dubai

Result:
Zohran Mamdani

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 18

go Knicks

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 15

birb #bird #photography #animalphotography

Slightly damp house finch perched on a weathered white bird house attached to a similarly white painted weathered garden shed.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 15

Exceptionally spoiled

Long haired black and white cat lying in the sun with a relaxed expression on her face

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· Jun 8

SHIVERS [challenging:success] - Her coat, which she has kept since she was a young mare still holds in an inner pocket a membership card for a library obliterated long ago by Moralintern bombs. derpibooru.org/images/3832748 www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... #mlp #mlpart #discoelysium #digitalart

Dusty Pages, an elderly lavender pony with a lighter purple mane. She wears gold-framed glasses and a bulky radio headset and heavy coat with scarf.
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DUSTY PAGES, REPEATER OPERATOR - The operator's signal, broadcast through Pale and lengths of copper wire, between transmitter towers and finally to you in the dark dank office in the heart of the Cursed Commercial Building comes in as if spoken into a rusty can. It sounds further away than it truly is, distorted auditory images.

SHIVERS [challenging:success] - It's cold in her office. There is no heating. Her coat, which she has kept since she was a young mare still holds in an inner pocket a membership card for a library obliterated long ago by Moralintern bombs. On her desk, hidden in the dust cover of a light romance novel is a book of Karamell Märgid.

INTERFACING [easy:success] - As pleasant as this conversation might be. She is not going to let you into the Filament without the *correct password*. Simply guessing it by descending the list of all possible letter-number combinations will last us beyond the heat death of the universe, or until The Pale consumes all Creation. You just can't save-scum this after three guesses and closing out. It's best you file this *little mystery* for later when you find clues to the password.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 26

Even if the movie does commit two sins: 1 - drops "dialectics" 2 - does pic related But it's at least mostly forgiven because it does do something fun with the whole concept so lmao

New Vegas Copypasta rant about Hegel and Ceasar's total misreading. Quote:
Thats not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck. I didn't study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who's CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms "thesis, antithesis, synthesis" to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. this isn't Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it's clearly inferior to Hegels dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It's I_I called imminent critique. And dialectics is only ONE PART of Hegels full method. Which again is called Imminent critique which you would know if you had ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ HEGEL ITS LITERALLY IN THE SCIENCE OF LOGIC YOU DUMB FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. I honestly cannot believe the fucking arrogance to come onto this post, spouting that anti Hegel] garbage. Where did you get your fucking info on dialectics? Fucking Jason Unruhe? Jesus fucking Christ I cannot deal with this bullshit right now I'm sorry I'm leaving I'm fucking leaving

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 21

How I be after looking at the comments and finding out it'd be best to make my coffee and go on with my day

Danny DeVito (LeftCom) reads a piece of paper making a pouting face

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 17

PERCEPTION [medium:success] - It almost goes unnoticed, but you see engraved along the edges of the twin polyhedrons: SPECIAL #NATG #NATGday15 #discoelysium #mlp #mlpart www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3820167

Zecora, a zebra from My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, wearing a large gold earring and gold rings up her neck looks back at the viewer with green eyes. Pensive, patient. She's drawn like a Disco Elysium portrait

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ZECORA THE DICEMAKER - The mare smiles up at you from her work station. “I see, tempting the fates. I can not relate. I’ve spent too many years, keeping myself locked up here. Perhaps there’s something special.”
REACTION SPEED [challenging:success] - In the blink of an eye you reach out with your magic to catch a pair of wayward lime-green dice. Their radium glow enhanced by the aura of your telekinesis.
PERCEPTION [medium:success] - It almost goes unnoticed, but you see engraved along the edges of the twin polyhedrons: SPECIAL. Engraved so fine, it would be considered a heroic act with hooves. A testament to the gentle patient craftsmareship of the Enchantress.
ZECORA THE DICEMAKER - “I figured someone was coming for them.”

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 15

Anyways an alt

Same as OP image but the orb is gold and not blue

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 15

His orbs: pondered #mlpart #mlp #digitalart #NATG #NATGday14 www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3819331

Gray pony with white mane and full beard in a blue robe; Starswirl the Bearded. He's seated under a golden canopy in an outdoor scene with a big blue orb and golden compass. His canopy is covered in astrological symbols. Rendered like a 15th century German woodcut print. Image as reference to Durer's rendition of the Jewish-Iranian astrologer Mashallah

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 14

REACTION SPEED [challenging:success] - You didn't mention the hanging to him yet. What does he know? #NATH #NATGday13 #mlp #mlpart #discoelysium #fallouequestria www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3818762

Priest from Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons. A stallion with a black coat and white mane. He wears a priest frock with collar that blends into him and a white coat that blends into the foggy white and orange background. He smiles unsettling

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SUNDAY PRIEST - "Ah, welcome officers of the Maretainnaise Citizens Militia. I heard you talking to my Friend outside. Good. Very good. Super. You can call me- Priest. I work for the Moralintern, Das Preisbeständigkeitanstalt: on assignment from Rittersreich. I can help you in any way possible. Perhaps you would like to ask about The Hanging?"

REACTION SPEED [challenging:success] - You didn't mention the hanging to him yet. What does he know?

SUGGESTION [medium:success] - You can't lead with questions about the hanging. He's too prepared. You need to start this interview off *right*. You need to *disarm him*. Start off with some innocuous questions.

AUTHORITY - Ask about the school colt uniform on the bed.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 13

Call back to an eight year old piece for the sake of #NATGday12 derpibooru.org/images/3818239 www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... #NATG #mlp #digitalart

YouTube thumbnail style image of Pinkie Pie smiling in front of a photo of Mt Etna erupting (2018. Solomonn Levi https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MountEtna_Erupting_as_seen_from_Taormina.jpg) with text. From top to bottom:
"A god? Sicilian?"
"Mt Etna"
"I'll jump into it again"

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 12

youtu.be/GO1WymokEyo #mlpart #mlp #NATG #NATGday11 www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3817680

A scene at night. Distant mountains with high-power transmission lines crawl across are silhouetted against a starlit sky. In the fore ground a hangar with hot air balloon equipment glows under yellow incandescent light. Cherry Berry, a pink pony with a yellow mane and aviator's cap and coat stands silhouetted against the light cast by the hangar.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 11

Make up day time. Started for #NATGday3 but didn't finish it in time. So I held on for a makeup day. youtu.be/ZHbGHBqnSlg #mlpart #mlp #NATG #digitalart www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3816979

A sad derpy on a walk way of a raised pontoon structure, a diving bell in the middle. A sign and arrow points up announcing "Mac and Marble's Restaurant". The scene is bathed in electrical light. In the foreground the silhouettes of a three-piece band pass by on a boat, serving as the Bedquilt Ramblers do in Kentucky Route Zero: the chorus. The three-piece is made up of Spike and Vinyl (guitar) and Octavia (base) but only Vinyl is playing any music

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 10

Dream job? Sounds like work www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3816556 #NATGDay10 #NATG #mlp #digitalart

PNG with transparent background featuring a black sleeping sphinx in a white roundel with a red border reading: "This cat doesn't dream of work (or rent)"

The cat in question wears a red hat and a red and black scarf

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 6

oOOoo you will give the magic shape-shifting fish fissile material she can be trusted she will become your friend #natg #natgday6 #mlpart #digitalart www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... derpibooru.org/images/3813967

Posada, a red fish-horse with a yellow find and angler antennas with same yellow eyes saying to the viewer: "The magic of friendship comes from 6.2-kilograms of Plutonian-Gallium"

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 5

"This leaves us with a problem: my time and experience is expensive and this tour wasn't free. And this is *top-shelf* whiskey. What *are* you going to do now?" derpibooru.org/images/3813298 www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/... #natg #natgday5 #mlp #mlpart #crossover #kentuckyroutezero

Scene adapted from the end of the distillery scene from Kentucky Route Zero, where the characters got replaced with ponies. In which Conway (Dr. Whooves now) is given the rigged choice to drink or not drink some whiskey, trapping him in eventual debt peonage to the Hard Times Distellery.

SkyFuneral@aaronmk· May 4

Brought Lefty Pony out of hibernation for this. Three variations on the same #NATGday4 prompt or something #mlpart #mlp #digitalart #NATG www.deviantart.com/aaronmk/art/...