Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)

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Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 4d

Proud to be protecting Alberta children by banning books so they won’t be exposed to the dangerous words and imagery that can hurt them. Right David Parker? #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 4d

Your Friday reminder: #abpoli #cdnpoli #uspoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 8d

Reasons why Conservative supporters are the BEST: 1. They’re easily manipulated, offended and rage-farmed 2. They’re indoctrinated to believe anything a conservative tells them 3. They’re uneducated and LOVE being lied to 4. They LOVE authoritarianism and communism!

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 8d

I hate socialism! #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 8d

In my UCP Alberta, there are always plenty of distractions to hide our incompetence, corruption, and mismanagement. Oh look 👀 Bike Lanes! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #abhealth

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 9d

Nurses see our health care system up close every single day. When they talk, I listen. But only to handpicked nurses for a photo-op in a living room. I would never set foot in an overflowing ED on a weekend to see what is really happening with healthcare in Alberta. #abhealth

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 10d

I am pleased to appoint my old friend from my Wildrose days, and the wife of Victor Marciano (Chief of Staff to Brian Jean), Kristin Nelson Marciano, to serve on the board of Grant MacEwan University! Enjoy corrupting the board, Kristin. And raise those tuitions! #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 11d

Together, with our U.S. partners, we can Make Alberta Great Again! #abpoli #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· 12d

Conservatives today! 🎯 #abpoli #cdnpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 16

Remind you of anyone? Think hard. Like maybe someone in charge of the Alberta government right now? 🤷‍♀️ #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 11

Mothers are the heart of our homes and families. Their love, sacrifice, and encouragement shape who we become. That explains why I’m a unempathetic, narcissistic, who lies regularly to benefit my ambitions and entitlement. Happy Mother’s Day! #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 9

Had a chance to catch up with my friend Pierre Poilievre last night after arriving in Ottawa. One of us has our security clearance and one of us doesn’t. Can you guess which one it is? #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

A photo of a smiling Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, and Pierre Poilievre, the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 9

This is exactly how stupid uCP supporters are! Thanks for never educating yourself and always voting conservative, Alberta! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 5

Sorry Alberta Separatists. According to your spiritual separatist leader, there’s no point to having a referendum. Clearly with all your fear and loathing you can’t just can’t compete with the love of #ForeverCanadian. #abpoli #ableg #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 2

Unlike radical woke leftist dippers who will turn their backs on anyone for any reason, Albertans can count on my UCP party to stick together no matter what, just like our separatist friends! #abpoli #UCPCorruption #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· May 1

Flip-flop Parker. A story in two photos. #abpoli #ableg #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 30

BREAKING! A permit has approved a new pipeline that may deliver 500k barrels/day of Alberta oil to facilities in the US. Can't wait for Alberta taxpayers to pay another $1.3 BILLION for a pipeline that'll never get built! Read: globalnews.ca/news/7939964... #abpoli #UCPCorruption

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 30

With all the talk about David Parker posting Alberta's private elector database, I'm reminded of the $112K fines he still owes Elections Alberta for not disclosing his TBA donors. Also reminded about how I got elected leader of the UCP. Read: globalnews.ca/news/1100603... #abpoli

A photo of a smiling David Parker, leader of Take Back Alberta, and Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta.

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 30

DAMMIT DAVID J. PARKER!! You promised me you wouldn't post the electoral list online! YOU LIAR!! Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 28

I feel the pain of Albertans who are sick and tired of having to deal with ever increasing prices for things like electricity, auto insurance, tuition, etc. And I want to thank them all for continuing to vote UCP! Read: www.parklandinstitute.ca/expensive_by... #abpoli #ableg #UCPCorrution

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 28

Friendly reminder: Me and my UCP MLAs earn over $150,000. And so does everyone else who is loudly pushing for Alberta separation. #FollowTheMoney Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #abpoli #ableg #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty #UCPCorruption

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 28

I'm so happy to see Donald Trump finally openly admitting he thinks of himself as a king!

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 24

I’d much rather rig the voting system. It’s how we conservatives handle those pesky little things that like “democracy” that leftist Libs want so much. 🙄 #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 24

Your Friday reminder: #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 18

Friendly reminder: Every other Saturday I take to the airwaves to gaslight Albertans with conservative lies and disinformation. Give me a call and tell me how much you support me! NOTE: Have a conservative-friendly question ready to get past my call screeners! #abpoli #ableg

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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 18

The Notwithstanding Clause is integral to my UCP’s plan to sidestep the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. We are extremely disappointed that Minister Sean Fraser would try to strip provincial governments that are actively stripping rights of their constituents. #abpoli

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 15

Jeffrey Rath: The ‘Trust me bro’ lawyer for Alberta separatists. #abpoli #AlbertIndependence #AlbertaSovereignty

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Apr 14

Friendly Reminder: I passed a law that says if oil prices rise over $90/barrel, fuel taxes are cut entirely. But since my UCP created a $9 BILLION deficit, we are breaking that law and making sure Albertans pay more at the pumps! Read: www.cbc.ca/news/politic... #abpoli #ableg

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Mar 29

Nothing says legitimacy and accountability quite like having a public petition on independence where canvassers must sign a non-disclosure agreement prior to collecting signatures and signatories must go to hidden locations to sign. #abpoli #AlbertaSovereignty #AlbertaSeparation

Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)@abdanielsmith· Mar 29

FOR THE LAST TIME: The Alberta Independence separatist movement is NOT a grift. It’s grassroots and being influenced by the most well respected people in the US, I mean, Alberta! #abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaSovereignty